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Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:34 pm
by 6_Rings
James Johnson can lick his elbow.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:12 pm
by jax98
James Johnson can win a game of 1-on-1 without even showing up.
James Johnson can 'waive' JackFinn without an Internet connection.
James Johnson doesn't know what spicy food is. But spicy food know who James Johnson is.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:44 pm
by Grand Champ
James Johnson once took a dump for 3 straight days... afterwards, he named it Detroit.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:46 pm
by 6_Rings
James Johnson cannot be traded in the Trade Checker even for freakin' Lebron.
James Johnson dunked on Lebron once but the tape was confiscated.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:50 pm
by StoudeRose1
James Johnson doesn't use a telephone. He's telepathic.
It's James Johnson's money and he wants it now!
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:51 pm
by The Force.
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
That is, until James Johnson rips them off.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:52 pm
by betrue00
James Johnson visited President Obama, so he gave the Secret Service the day off. Then JJ took the Pres. to visit Iraq, N. Korea and Afghanistan.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:54 pm
by StoudeRose1
James Johnson doesn't use Enzyte. Enzyte uses James Johnson.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:02 pm
by DASMACKDOWN
When James Johnson closes his eyes, he sees his eye lids.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:10 pm
by NoahISmyNinja
James Johnson is all 99 of Jay Z's problems.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:40 pm
by Grand Champ
NoahISmyNinja wrote:James Johnson is all 99 of Jay Z's problems.
winner!
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:45 pm
by DuckIII
NoahISmyNinja wrote:James Johnson is all 99 of Jay Z's problems.
That's a new one.
James Johnson doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:54 pm
by BillyDW
James Johnson LOVES the taste of communion wafers.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:13 pm
by BrooklynBulls
James Johnson's Johnson is named James.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:23 pm
by musiqsoulchild
James Johnson is the eleventh commandment.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:27 pm
by TB#1
James Johnson's testicles are named Father, Son and Holy ****!
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:31 pm
by TB#1
(Yes, what I am saying is -- James Johnson is "ET: The Extra Testicle.")
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:34 pm
by Grand Champ
So Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and James Johnson walk into a bar... The bar explodes immediately because that much awesome in one place, at the same time, can not possibly be contained inside any structure built to date.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:35 pm
by 6_Rings
James Johnson is the 5th horseman of the Apocalypse.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:37 pm
by jax98
Grand.Champ wrote:So Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and James Johnson walk into a bar... The bar explodes immediately because that much awesome in one place, at the same time, can not possibly be contained inside any structure built to date.
Fortunately Taj Gibson walked in as well, and the building remained.