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Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:39 pm
by 6_Rings
James Johnson is sure to get a championship ring ............... by Christmas.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:46 pm
by Senor Chang
loot wrote:James Johnson is never online, he has already read the internet twice.
+1
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:03 pm
by NoahISmyNinja
James Johnson is Tony Montana's little friend's big friend.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:20 pm
by TB#1
James Johnson wishes fewer of these responses were recycled Chuck Norris jokes, but is wise enough to not really give a ****.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:26 pm
by Grand Champ
James Johnson can break the speed of sound, with his own voice.
(hey all the ones from today i've made up!)
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:01 pm
by topper09
I'm excited to watch both Johnson and Gibson play this year.
Can't wait for the summer league.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:11 pm
by NoahISmyNinja
I move that Summer League be renamed, "The James Johnson Experience"
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:13 pm
by TB#1
NoahISmyNinja wrote:I move that Summer League be renamed, "The James Johnson Experience."
I move that David Stern's mouth be renamed "The James Johnson Experience."
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:18 pm
by whonka
James Johnson is so fat that when he was on a see-saw with Eddy Curry, Eddy stayed in the air.
Wait...
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:19 pm
by whonka
James Johnson is the 8th wonder of the world. Tourists flock to see this Johnson.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:35 pm
by TB#1
James has a whole line of semi-funny/semi-annoying "Big Johnson" t-shirts, sold in souvenir shops throughout America.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:37 pm
by Grand Champ
James Johnson told me through telepathy that this thread will get to 99 pages... or else!
I don't want to know what JJ's interpretation of "or else" means!
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:40 pm
by TB#1
Grand.Champ wrote:James Johnson told me through telepathy that this thread will get to 99 pages... or else!
I don't want to know what JJ's interpretation of "or else" means!
That was a fake pdenninggolden telepathy "tweet" to you. She hates it when these joke threads drop off or get locked.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:48 pm
by Grand Champ
Phew, I was very nervous for a minute there!
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:43 pm
by coldfish
Johnsons are named after Johnson, because they envy him.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:45 pm
by kyrv
Despite using different pictures to throw off the scent, the Most Interesting Man of the World, as many have long suspected, is in fact James Johnson.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:41 pm
by HINrichPolice
James Johnson made Stacey King buy a dog.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:09 am
by Senor Chang
The dos equis man lives his life vicariously through james johnson
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:32 am
by spacemonkey
James Johnson bites the hand that feeds him. Then he feeds on the hand.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:02 am
by 6_Rings
James Johnson eats undersized shooting guards for breakfast.