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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#141 » by jcuuofd » Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:20 am

i_killed_kenny wrote:The dos equis man lives his life vicariously through james johnson


That is hilarious.
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#142 » by DJhitek » Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:38 am

James Johnson is on his way to Mt Olympus right now to kick Zeus' ass. His story will be told next spring.
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#143 » by DJhitek » Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:53 am

James Johnson taught this man everything he knows.

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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#144 » by Ajosu » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:07 am

i_killed_kenny wrote:The dos equis man lives his life vicariously through james johnson


:bowdown:
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#145 » by BGeezy » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:41 pm

James Johnson eats gorilla spines for midnight snacks
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#146 » by jax98 » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:26 pm

James Johnson would have caught the nut in Ice Age.
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#147 » by Ralphb07 » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:38 pm

LMAO, you guys are way too much
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#148 » by TB#1 » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:47 pm

James Johnson Angry!

James Johnson SMASH!!!
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#149 » by whonka » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:51 pm

James Johnson didn't need to rest on the 7th day.
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Post#150 » by Scott May » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:02 pm

You do know why it's called a "johnson," don't you?
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#151 » by holyboy2009 » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:34 pm

James Johnson is the reason why other people are named James Johnson.
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#152 » by mjaye » Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:35 am

James Johnson solved global warming, he's just that cool.
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#153 » by sdeezy » Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:47 am

God: "Let there be light"
James Johnson: "Say please"
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#154 » by Ctownbulls » Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:54 am

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For James Johnson, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#155 » by Grand Champ » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:15 pm

Derrick Rose is worried about James Johnson stealing his starting PG job.
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#156 » by Ajosu » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:08 pm

James Johnson is not scared of Brock Lesnar
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#157 » by Bulls1983 » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:54 pm

James Johnson can scratch his ears with his elbows.
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#158 » by DJhitek » Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:11 pm

"Johnny Flynn, first round pick of the Minnesota Timber wolves, is playing in the James Johnson's Kick your ass Summer League right now and has 6 points early."
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#159 » by TB#1 » Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:31 pm

It is a little known fact that all 37 hours of tape of the recent James Johnson -vs- Lebron James marathon one-one-one tournament was confiscated by Nike.

James Johnson could have intervened but he was bored by the whole affair.
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Re: James Johnson Facts 

Post#160 » by TB#1 » Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:35 pm

T-Mobile is struggling to find a way to link a burning bush into James Johnson's Fave 5.

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