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Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:39 am
by BrooklynBulls
I've google-translated Morten's message, here's what I got:

Perfectly. Here upcoming I into the pictures! Why Johnson we says your name to please we says your name to boast. You are the future , the past and present. You are Why Johnson!

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:54 am
by Super Mario
thejdescape wrote:
When James Johnson falls in water, James Johnson doesn't get wet. Water gets James Johnson.
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LoL this one get me laughin everytime

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:43 am
by BurgerKing
You can't pwn James Johnson!

James Johnson pwns you!

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:03 pm
by jax98
BrooklynBulls wrote:I've google-translated Morten's message, here's what I got:

Perfectly. Here upcoming I into the pictures! Why Johnson we says your name to please we says your name to boast. You are the future , the past and present. You are Why Johnson!


:lol:

Here's what I posted.

Perfect. Here I come into the picture.

James Johnson; Vi say your name in joy, we say your name in pride. You are the future, the past and present. You ARE James Johnson.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:13 pm
by dougthonus
LeBron James has changed his name to LeBron James Johnson in a desperate attempt to get more respect around the league.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:31 pm
by Shill
Steve Schanwald prayed to Jehovah Johnson the night before he won the 2008 lottery.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:35 pm
by TB#1
Morten Jensen wrote:
Perfekt. Her kommer jeg ind i billedet!

James Johnson; vi siger dit navn i glæde, vi siger dit navn i stolthed. Du er fremtiden, fortiden og nutiden. Du ER James Johnson!


Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:38 pm
by Shill
Jehovah Johnson Wake Forest highlights. SIAP:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQToP73dbSw

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:39 pm
by jax98
TB#1 wrote:Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...


You've used that too many times now. Renew yourself, man.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:44 pm
by DuckIII
I watched James Johnson last night. I'm changing my name to WoodDuckIII.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:47 pm
by kyrv
dougthonus wrote:LeBron James has changed his name to LeBron James Johnson in a desperate attempt to get more respect around the league.


I read a twitter that Lebron was also confiscating any references to just 'Lebron James'.

Lebron James wrote:I want johnson!

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:54 pm
by jax98
I heard Richard Jefferson left his fiance for James Johnson.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:55 pm
by Grand Champ
Florida is no longer America's wang... that title now belongs to James Johnson.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:00 pm
by TB#1
Grand.Champ wrote:Florida is no longer America's wang... that title now belongs to James Johnson.


When America thinks about James Johnson, the entire state of Florida rotates counterclockwise until it points northeast.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:00 pm
by DuckIII
When James Johnson takes communion, he eats the body and drinks of the blood of Christ. Literally.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:05 pm
by #1TKfan
i heard chuck norris wants no part of james johnson.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:48 pm
by Grand Champ
James Johnson will make Vinnie Del Negro look like a coaching genius this upcoming season 8)

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:15 pm
by Scott May
James Johnson is Vinny Del Negro's media coach.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:56 pm
by DASMACKDOWN
James Johnson is so good, he purposesly plays poorly, just to know what it feels like.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:04 pm
by SHO'NUFF
James Johnson is the love-child of Paul Pierce and Brian McKnight.