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Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:13 pm
by samwana
James Johnson is the son of Bruce Lee and Magic Johnson

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:57 pm
by TB#1
James Johnson was never scared o the Goofa Man.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:22 pm
by BG43
James Johnson once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:27 am
by jax98
James Johnson knows which of the chicken or the egg that came first. He just won't tell you.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Sat Aug 8, 2009 2:46 am
by Mr. Tibbs
James Johnson beat Goldeneye using nothing but the karate chop.

James Johnson beat Contra using a code to lose 30 lives...

in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 - The Secret of the Ooze, James Johnson's semen was in fact the secret.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Sat Aug 8, 2009 3:03 am
by Deepness5134
my god....what the hell happened in this thread?

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Sat Aug 8, 2009 4:37 am
by BG43
Deepness5134 wrote:my god....what the hell happened in this thread?


James Johnson

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Wed Oct 7, 2009 2:57 pm
by Grand Champ
James Johnson hits game winning shots 100% of the time, all the time.






And OMG I am internet famous!

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago ... facts.html

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:02 am
by Mr Point
Lebron James has stated publicly he wants to be a coach in the NBA. Why? So he doesn't have to face James Johnson.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:11 am
by Juicy Juice
The Bulls once beat the Pistons 101-95. James Johnson had 102 points.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:45 am
by Mr Point
Not only can James Johnson palm a basketball, he can palm two, with one hand.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:40 pm
by TheAdmiral
"I don't always watch basketball, but when I do I prefer to watch James Johnson" - the most interesting man in the world


HAHAHAH. :lol:

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:28 pm
by Grand Champ
James Johnson can be called for 6 fouls at once

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:32 pm
by TB#1
James Johnson has PROVEN he can make the Bulls an 82 win team!!!*
















*Total, through the course of his rookie contract.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:22 pm
by Grand Champ
Despite popular belief, LeBron James doesn't want to play for the Bulls due to the opportunity to play with Joakim Noah and Derrick Rose, but rather to play with James Johnson because he likes the name James... In addition to that, LeBron wouldn't mind backing James up since it still gives "the James brand" its much desired exposure.

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:35 pm
by jax98
Grand Champ wrote:Despite popular belief, LeBron James doesn't want to play for the Bulls due to the opportunity to play with Joakim Noah and Derrick Rose, but rather to play with James Johnson because he likes the name James... In addition to that, LeBron wouldn't mind backing James up since it still gives "the James brand" its much desired exposure.


That took you seven months to come up with?

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:50 pm
by panthermark
I only read the first two pages.....but...this thread FTW!

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:12 pm
by JockItch43
Morten Jensen wrote:
Grand Champ wrote:Despite popular belief, LeBron James doesn't want to play for the Bulls due to the opportunity to play with Joakim Noah and Derrick Rose, but rather to play with James Johnson because he likes the name James... In addition to that, LeBron wouldn't mind backing James up since it still gives "the James brand" its much desired exposure.


That took you seven months to come up with?


:lol:

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:41 pm
by Grand Champ
Morten Jensen wrote:
Grand Champ wrote:Despite popular belief, LeBron James doesn't want to play for the Bulls due to the opportunity to play with Joakim Noah and Derrick Rose, but rather to play with James Johnson because he likes the name James... In addition to that, LeBron wouldn't mind backing James up since it still gives "the James brand" its much desired exposure.


That took you seven months to come up with?



no, its called a shameless bump :D I actually wanted to post this because of the "why does everyone want to kill James johnson" thread

Re: James Johnson Facts

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:29 pm
by xpmar9x
LeBron James isn't worried about playing in Michaels shadow, he's worried about playing behind James Johnsons shadow. :lol: