James Johnson Facts
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Jack Bauer cuts James Johnson's grass.
Allowing the hair to maintain its shape, while moisturising the hair to prevent it from looking dull and dry.
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tenritsu wrote:James Johnson's saliva acts as a hand sanitizer and deodorant.
It also acts as lube
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tyrissius wrote:james johnson has counted to infinity. twice
This is the absolute best, so simple yet so impossible (except for James Johnson of course)
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james johnson killed osama bin laden
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If you play against James Johnson in a game of 1-on-1 and you have 5 points, and he has 5 points, James Johnson has more points then you... however, James Johnson has never been scored on. Ever.
James Johnson once bowled a 418 in cowboy boots and with both hands tied behind his back.
James Johnson once bowled a 418 in cowboy boots and with both hands tied behind his back.
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James Johnson picks his teeth with other peoples teeth.
James Johnson can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.
James Johnson sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
James Johnsons' house has no doors...just walls he walks through.
James Johnson beat the sun in a staring contest.
James Johnson lost both us his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.
James Johnson can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.
James Johnson sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
James Johnsons' house has no doors...just walls he walks through.
James Johnson beat the sun in a staring contest.
James Johnson lost both us his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.
"You think you hate it now, wait 'till you drive it."
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James Johnson sleeps with the lights on--not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of James Johnson.
James Johnson is the only basketball player who can stop Eddie Basden.
James Johnson is the only basketball player who can stop Eddie Basden.
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holyboy2009 wrote:God appeared to Gar Forman in a dream and said, ask what I should give you. Gar said, give me another Michael Jordan, another messiah to bring this team to multiple championships. God brought him James Johnson.
That's just blasphemy!!!
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"I don't always watch basketball, but when I do I prefer to watch James Johnson"
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James Johnson asked Bruce Leroy whos the master and Bruce Said you are. ( he also caught a bullet with his teeth )
James Johnson was on the Challenger, heidenberg and titanic he survived all three
James Johnson was so bad that G.i. Joe and Cobra joined forces to fight him ..... and lost.
James Johnson was on the Challenger, heidenberg and titanic he survived all three
James Johnson was so bad that G.i. Joe and Cobra joined forces to fight him ..... and lost.
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StaSof Fro wrote:Jack Bauer cuts James Johnson's grass.
Thats erroneous you heretic
BigUps wrote:coldfish wrote:Carlos Boozer just played the worst quarter of basketball I have seen played since the last time I saw Carlos Boozer play basketball.
But this time he did it 5-10 lbs lighter, so in theory, it was quicker.
JackFinn wrote:Boozer came to Booz.
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James Johnson threw the thick and thin right through every building in the blink of an eye before his story in the making.
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Reminds me of that beer ad "the world's most interesting man"
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Upon James Johnson's death, every chapter in the bible will be removed except Genesis, which will be renamed Jamesesis.
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Coldchi wrote:James Johnson asked Bruce Leroy whos the master and Bruce Said you are. ( he also caught a bullet with his teeth )
He's got the glow:
Step 1: instead of "ass" say "buns." Like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns-hole."
Woj: The NBA's Dickie Dunn.
Woj: The NBA's Dickie Dunn.
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As a teen, James Johnson had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls.
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The govt. knows James Johnson can solve the economic crisis at anytime. He's waiting for the poetic moment before he strikes.
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James Johnson dunked over Lebron.... And Lebron posted the video on youtube.
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Brad Biggs wrote:Fields was in the bottom third of the league in too many key statistical metrics for the Bears to commit to the idea of trading down from the first pick for a bundle of future assets and then building around him.
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James Johnson will make you an offer you can't refuse...
...then he will make you refuse it!
...then he will make you refuse it!
D Rose is DA MAN!
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James Johnson did this to another man. In public. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB4lTCAE ... re=related
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