Nikola Vucevic, Chicago: 34.3 minutes per game, +0.1 BPM
We're going to list players and their "box plus minus," an advanced stat that attempts to evaluate a player's impact per 100 possessions. It's not a perfect stat though and has some biases, including boosting rebounders like Nikola Vucevic. On paper, Vucevic's averages (18 points, 10 rebounds) shouldn't put him on this ballot, but user u/bullpaw channeled his inner Karl Rove and wrote a great campaign speech:
"Consistently takes the most shots on the team nightly with a blistering 52.8% TS. He shoots 27% from three on 5 attempts per game with by far the most wide open shots in the league because defenders don't respect his shot at all, and out of 131 bigs that qualify, he's bottom 30 in percentage around the rim. He's always had brick hands as a Bull, but it's been even more pronounced this year. He consistently fumbles at least 1-2 passes a night leading to a turnover."
"Putting his dreadful black hole offense aside, he's also one of the worst center defenders in the league, if not the worst starting center defender. He's statistically been the worst rim protecting center in the league for the past few years, and as a result we scheme our entire defense around keeping opponents out of the paint at all costs to protect Vooch. We overhelp any time someone tries to drive, and as a result we give up the most 3 pointers in the league.
As if that wasn't enough, he's also consistently the lowest effort player on the team and has multiple occasions over the past two seasons where he's complained to the coaching staff that he doesn't get enough touches."
"Joakim Noah is my favorite Bull of all time and Vooch is the complete antithesis of what I loved about Noah."
Vucevic actually boosted his numbers down the stretch after bullpaw called him out (rising up to 54.0% TS), but that's still a low mark for a big. In fact, you can argue that he was outplayed by backup Andre Drummond this year.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1caaegq/oc_and_the_results_are_in_for_lvp_least_valuable/