The Official: Draw on Ben Wallace Thread

[bulls6pack]

[Bulls_MIT]

I dream of the days when I was young. I don't get off my feet much these days. But every night I manage to put on my sneakers, my headband, and get out there just to earn my paycheck. Ah Yeeeeeah.

[Jo Jo English]

July 13, 2006, Deerfield, IL...



John Paxson: It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the newest member of the Chicago Bulls, Ben Wallace...



Doc Brown: Great scott! Marty, we were supposed to go back to THE DAY BEFORE the Bulls made the worst signing in their history, therefore ruining the future of the NBA and preventing them from winning 9 straight championships from 2009-2017!



Marty McFly: Geez, Doc, you just said go back to his "signing". Besides, let's just fire up the Delorean and head back a few days. I really want to check out SUPERMAN RETURNS anyway.



Doc Brown: Oh, Marty! If only it were that simple! When we had our backs turned that portly gentleman over there devoured the last of our plutonium supply. I'm afraid the Chicago Bulls are now doomed!



*burp*

(Yes, it was hard to not make a Scott Skiles joke when the "Great scott" line occurred. Personally, I just felt the joke could only be carried so far. I stand by my decision. )

[fudgie]

AP: Officials reported today that the Chicago Bulls had been robbed. The robber broke into the Berto Center earlier today and in a daring stunt simply walked out with over 15 million dollars. The Chicago Bulls had already been robbed a year earlier and the police believe it is the same criminal.

GM John Paxson suspects it was an inside job. He has assigned the most trusted member of the Bulls organiztion, Ben Wallace, to perform an internal investigation. When reached for comments Ben Wallace said: "Uhh.... yeah.... I'm a gonna totally catch this guy. The world needs to know, you can't steal from the Chicago Bulls [laughs histerically]".

Security cameras caught the following photo of the perpetrator. Police ask that anyone who has information relating to the case to contact them.



Looks kinda familiar. I can't quite put my finger on it though

[DuckIII]

who has control of this site? nevermind...

Clayton Bigsby.

[fudgie]

I miss you more than Ben Wallace missed the rim
when he shot that layup.
I miss you more than Ben Wallace misses Detroit
and that's a lot girl. And now, now you've gone away
and all I'm trying to say is Ben Wallace sucks
and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Wallace needs to be benched.
He was terrible in that game.
I need you more than Joakim Noah needs more minutes.
He's way better than Ben Wallace and now,
all I'm trying to say is Ben Wallace sucks and I miss you.
Why does Ben Wallace get to keep playing.
I guess Ben Wallace sucks just a little bit more than
I miss you.

[Grand Champ]

bump.

we need more quality contributions to this thread!

[emperorjones]

-= That's like saying your avatar is sexist...

Can we start a petition to make SherronShabazz change his avatar back to the one that was so nicely distracting? Or at least give me a link or tell who the heck that was?

[bulls6pack]

[Rerisen]

^

At least the damn blow up doll has its hands up.

[Grand Champ]

Is that the "life size 7 foot" cardboard cutout?

hahahaha

[Drwho17]

-= original quote snipped =-



you are comparing this guy to a racist caricature. this aint 1920. its equal to saying oprah looks like aunt jemima which is another racist image. to YOU she may very well look like aunt jemima... but you just dont say that. its wrong.

The wrong part is the over sensitive white liberals, who are driven by guilt, and try to tell us what is, and isn't proper to say. If all you want to do is whine and cry about racism because someone posted a picture of a black character with crazy hair, comparing him to a black basketball player with crazy hair, then go ahead. Think about who the racist is? Is it the person who posted it probably because of the resemblence in hair styles, or the person who feels the need to call it a racist gesture.

[Cletus]

Coach Boylan attempts to build team unity by taking on the invisible storm troopers.

[Cletus]

[thabolosha]

Coach Boylan attempts to build team unity by taking on the invisible storm troopers.
(picture)

cletus you're a hott mess. that was hilarious. look at duh lookin like he playin hide and go seek hahaha.

[thabolosha]

boylan lookin like he just had a shopping spree at fashion bug and got 1/2 off some e-spirits from jcpenny.

[Cletus]

"C'mon Jo, man, you've been on that thing for at least 8 minutes. I've only been on it for 20 min, man, and the arcade closes in 20 minutes. Just because your on expert doesn't mean you get to play more."

JO! Get over here you're done!

[Cletus]

30 minutes before the trade deadline.

"Good news everybody, we have just traded Ben Wallace for Kobe Bryant. Kobe must pass his physical in the next 30 minutes before the deadline and then it will become OFFICIAL!"

meanwhile...

KB: "Officer I am in a huge hurry and this is important. How does a couple thousand dollars sound?"
BW: "Pff I get $15 mil a year for doing MUCH less than taking a bribe."
KB: "Ben is that you?!"
BW: "THATS IT! Get out and spread 'em!!! This is going to take a while."

[Cletus]

IT'S GOTTA BE THE SHOES!

[bulls6pack]