James Johnson Facts

6_Rings · Post #101 » by **6_Rings** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:34 pm

James Johnson can lick his elbow.

jax98 · Post #102 » by **jax98** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:12 pm

James Johnson can win a game of 1-on-1 without even showing up.

James Johnson can 'waive' JackFinn without an Internet connection.

James Johnson doesn't know what spicy food is. But spicy food know who James Johnson is.

Grand Champ · Post #103 » by **Grand Champ** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:44 pm

James Johnson once took a dump for 3 straight days... afterwards, he named it Detroit.

6_Rings · Post #104 » by **6_Rings** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:46 pm

James Johnson cannot be traded in the Trade Checker even for freakin' Lebron.
James Johnson dunked on Lebron once but the tape was confiscated.

StoudeRose1 · Post #105 » by **StoudeRose1** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:50 pm

James Johnson doesn't use a telephone. He's telepathic.

It's James Johnson's money and he wants it now!

The Force. · Post #106 » by **The Force.** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:51 pm

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

That is, until James Johnson rips them off.

betrue00 · Post #107 » by **betrue00** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:52 pm

James Johnson visited President Obama, so he gave the Secret Service the day off. Then JJ took the Pres. to visit Iraq, N. Korea and Afghanistan.

StoudeRose1 · Post #108 » by **StoudeRose1** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:54 pm

James Johnson doesn't use Enzyte. Enzyte uses James Johnson.

Post #109 » by **DASMACKDOWN** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:02 pm

When James Johnson closes his eyes, he sees his eye lids.

NoahISmyNinja · Post #110 » by **NoahISmyNinja** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:10 pm

James Johnson is all 99 of Jay Z's problems.

Grand Champ · Post #111 » by **Grand Champ** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:40 pm

NoahISmyNinja wrote:James Johnson is all 99 of Jay Z's problems.

winner!

Post #112 » by **DuckIII** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:45 pm

NoahISmyNinja wrote:James Johnson is all 99 of Jay Z's problems.

That's a new one.

James Johnson doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

BillyDW · Post #113 » by **BillyDW** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:54 pm

James Johnson LOVES the taste of communion wafers.

Post #114 » by **BrooklynBulls** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:13 pm

James Johnson's Johnson is named James.

musiqsoulchild · Post #115 » by **musiqsoulchild** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:23 pm

James Johnson is the eleventh commandment.

TB#1 · Post #116 » by **TB#1** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:27 pm

James Johnson's testicles are named Father, Son and Holy ****!

TB#1 · Post #117 » by **TB#1** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:31 pm

(Yes, what I am saying is -- James Johnson is "ET: The Extra Testicle.")

Grand Champ · Post #118 » by **Grand Champ** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:34 pm

So Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and James Johnson walk into a bar... The bar explodes immediately because that much awesome in one place, at the same time, can not possibly be contained inside any structure built to date.

6_Rings · Post #119 » by **6_Rings** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:35 pm

James Johnson is the 5th horseman of the Apocalypse.

jax98 · Post #120 » by **jax98** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:37 pm

Grand.Champ wrote:So Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and James Johnson walk into a bar... The bar explodes immediately because that much awesome in one place, at the same time, can not possibly be contained inside any structure built to date.

Fortunately Taj Gibson walked in as well, and the building remained.