James Johnson Facts

jax98 · Post #161 » by **jax98** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:25 am

If he wanted to, James Johnson could grow the most beautiful of mullets ever. In fact, James Johnson is the sole reason for Germany's fascination of the mullet in the 80's.

Grand Champ · Post #162 » by **Grand Champ** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:41 pm

You see what James Johnson is capable of when you let this thread get to page 2?

Small earthquake rattles LA airport
9 hours ago

EL SEGUNDO, Calif. (AP) — A small earthquake has rattled Los Angeles International Airport, but there are no immediate reports of damage or injuries.

The U.S. Geological Survey said in a preliminary report that the magnitude-3.2 temblor struck Monday at 9:14 p.m. It was centered under the airport runways.

City Fire spokesman Devin Gales said no damage has been reported and there has been no increase in emergency calls. Airport Supervisor Steve Goodwin said a routine runway check found no evidence of damage and no flights were delayed.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... QD99E18P00

HINrichPolice · Post #163 » by **HINrichPolice** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:50 pm

Grand.Champ wrote:You see what James Johnson is capable of when you let this thread get to page 2?

Small earthquake rattles LA airport
9 hours ago

EL SEGUNDO, Calif. (AP) — A small earthquake has rattled Los Angeles International Airport, but there are no immediate reports of damage or injuries.

The U.S. Geological Survey said in a preliminary report that the magnitude-3.2 temblor struck Monday at 9:14 p.m. It was centered under the airport runways.

City Fire spokesman Devin Gales said no damage has been reported and there has been no increase in emergency calls. Airport Supervisor Steve Goodwin said a routine runway check found no evidence of damage and no flights were delayed.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... QD99E18P00

Oddly enough, I experienced that "earthquake" last night. I'm just a few miles from LAX.

It was just a quick shake, as if mother nature let out a fart thinking it wouldn't make noise.

jax98 · Post #164 » by **jax98** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:01 pm

James Johnson would have broken that green alien protection shield in Independence Day by looking at it.

TB#1 · Post #165 » by **TB#1** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:20 pm

Shaquille O'Neal, Dwight Howard, Rasheed Wallace and Kevin Garnett have already pre-ordered their "James Johnson Kicked My Ass and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" t-shirts.

jax98 · Post #166 » by **jax98** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:21 pm

TB#1 wrote:Shaquille O'Neal, Dwight Howard, Rasheed Wallace and Kevin Garnett have already pre-ordered their "James Johnson Kicked My Ass and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" t-shirts.

Hell. Oprah ordered it too for good measure.

TB#1 · Post #167 » by **TB#1** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:24 pm

Well...Oprah's is less of a shirt and more of a muumuu...

jax98 · Post #168 » by **jax98** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:50 pm

TB#1 wrote:Well...Oprah's is less of a shirt and more of a muumuu...

Arh, my all-time favorite episode.

(Speaking really, really fast)

'Hey buddy you gotta slow your car down and let me in, because I'm a big fat guy and I can't go anywhere, because there could be some poison gas, I mean there's really going to be poison gas, and everybody's going to be dead, ESPECIALLY ME!'

And my personal preference;

'To start press any key. Where's the any key? I see esc, ctrl, and pig-up. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a tab. (presses the tab key) Woop...no time for that now, the computer's starting!

Cliff Levingston · Post #169 » by **Cliff Levingston** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:52 pm

James Johnson has only farted once; scientists now refer to it as "The Big Bang."

James Johnson wipes his ass with polar bears.

Psychics pay to get a reading from James Johnson.

Rome wasn't built in a day; it only took James Johnson a couple minutes.

jax98 · Post #170 » by **jax98** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:53 pm

James Johnson can open a jar of pickles in his first try.

Cliff Levingston · Post #171 » by **Cliff Levingston** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:55 pm

Morten Jensen wrote:
TB#1 wrote:Well...Oprah's is less of a shirt and more of a muumuu...

Arh, my all-time favorite episode.

(Speaking really, really fast)

'Hey buddy you gotta slow your car down and let me in, because I'm a big fat guy and I can't go anywhere, because there could be some poison gas, I mean there's really going to be poison gas, and everybody's going to be dead, ESPECIALLY ME!'

And my personal preference;

'To start press any key. Where's the any key? I see esc, ctrl, and pig-up. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a tab. (presses the tab key) Woop...no time for that now, the computer's starting!

"Hey Mrs. 'doesn't find me sexually attractive anymore.' I just tripled my productivity."

jax98 · Post #172 » by **jax98** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:00 pm

Cliff Levingston wrote:"Hey Mrs. 'doesn't find me sexually attractive anymore.' I just tripled my productivity."

Mister Burns: 'One. One. ONE. Bah, I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!'

Bart: 'And I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic ga..'
Marge: 'BART!'

TB#1 · Post #173 » by **TB#1** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:03 pm

My brother hijacked a James Johnson thread once...once!!!

Post #174 » by **coldfish** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:23 am

Let's be honest. This thread doesn't do Johnson justice. We need to invent another language to allow us to properly pay homage to him. English isn't good enough for JJ16.

jax98 · Post #175 » by **jax98** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:26 am

coldfish wrote:Let's be honest. This thread doesn't do Johnson justice. We need to invent another language to allow us to properly pay homage to him. English isn't good enough for JJ16.

Perfekt. Her kommer jeg ind i billedet!

James Johnson; vi siger dit navn i glæde, vi siger dit navn i stolthed. Du er fremtiden, fortiden og nutiden. Du ER James Johnson!

stillalive · Post #176 » by **stillalive** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:29 am

JJ16 will make people forget about Ben Gordon.

JJ16 floats like a butterfly and stings like a scorpion.

JJ16 is the epitome of Ali's "I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was."

Post #177 » by **BrooklynBulls** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:33 am

Magic Johnson's back, and this time, he's wearing a rubber.

sdeezy · Post #178 » by **sdeezy** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:38 am

BrooklynBulls wrote:Magic Johnson's back, and this time, he's wearing a rubber.

i literally lol'd at this in the library..damn u Brooklyn

Post #179 » by **BrooklynBulls** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:08 am

sdeezy wrote:
i literally lol'd at this in the library

SHH!

Magilla_Gorilla · Post #180 » by **Magilla_Gorilla** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:29 am

Morten Jensen wrote:
coldfish wrote:Let's be honest. This thread doesn't do Johnson justice. We need to invent another language to allow us to properly pay homage to him. English isn't good enough for JJ16.

Perfekt. Her kommer jeg ind i billedet!

James Johnson; vi siger dit navn i glæde, vi siger dit navn i stolthed. Du er fremtiden, fortiden og nutiden. Du ER James Johnson!

Don't bring none of that Dutch-a-nese in here. Thats the devil's tongue.