James Johnson Facts

Post #181 » by **BrooklynBulls** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:39 am

I've google-translated Morten's message, here's what I got:

Perfectly. Here upcoming I into the pictures! Why Johnson we says your name to please we says your name to boast. You are the future , the past and present. You are Why Johnson!

Super Mario · Post #182 » by **Super Mario** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:54 am

thejdescape wrote:
When James Johnson falls in water, James Johnson doesn't get wet. Water gets James Johnson.
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LoL this one get me laughin everytime

BurgerKing · Post #183 » by **BurgerKing** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:43 am

You can't pwn James Johnson!

James Johnson pwns you!

jax98 · Post #184 » by **jax98** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:03 pm

BrooklynBulls wrote:I've google-translated Morten's message, here's what I got:

Perfectly. Here upcoming I into the pictures! Why Johnson we says your name to please we says your name to boast. You are the future , the past and present. You are Why Johnson!

Here's what I posted.

Perfect. Here I come into the picture.

James Johnson; Vi say your name in joy, we say your name in pride. You are the future, the past and present. You ARE James Johnson.

Post #185 » by **dougthonus** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:13 pm

LeBron James has changed his name to LeBron James Johnson in a desperate attempt to get more respect around the league.

Shill · Post #186 » by **Shill** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:31 pm

Steve Schanwald prayed to Jehovah Johnson the night before he won the 2008 lottery.

TB#1 · Post #187 » by **TB#1** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:35 pm

Morten Jensen wrote:
Perfekt. Her kommer jeg ind i billedet!

James Johnson; vi siger dit navn i glæde, vi siger dit navn i stolthed. Du er fremtiden, fortiden og nutiden. Du ER James Johnson!

Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

Shill · Post #188 » by **Shill** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:38 pm

Jehovah Johnson Wake Forest highlights. SIAP:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQToP73dbSw

jax98 · Post #189 » by **jax98** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:39 pm

TB#1 wrote:Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

You've used that too many times now. Renew yourself, man.

Post #190 » by **DuckIII** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:44 pm

I watched James Johnson last night. I'm changing my name to WoodDuckIII.

kyrv · Post #191 » by **kyrv** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:47 pm

dougthonus wrote:LeBron James has changed his name to LeBron James Johnson in a desperate attempt to get more respect around the league.

I read a twitter that Lebron was also confiscating any references to just 'Lebron James'.

Lebron James wrote:I want johnson!

jax98 · Post #192 » by **jax98** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:54 pm

I heard Richard Jefferson left his fiance for James Johnson.

Grand Champ · Post #193 » by **Grand Champ** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:55 pm

Florida is no longer America's wang... that title now belongs to James Johnson.

TB#1 · Post #194 » by **TB#1** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:00 pm

Grand.Champ wrote:Florida is no longer America's wang... that title now belongs to James Johnson.

When America thinks about James Johnson, the entire state of Florida rotates counterclockwise until it points northeast.

Post #195 » by **DuckIII** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:00 pm

When James Johnson takes communion, he eats the body and drinks of the blood of Christ. Literally.

#1TKfan · Post #196 » by **#1TKfan** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:05 pm

i heard chuck norris wants no part of james johnson.

Grand Champ · Post #197 » by **Grand Champ** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:48 pm

James Johnson will make Vinnie Del Negro look like a coaching genius this upcoming season 8)

Scott May · Post #198 » by **Scott May** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:15 pm

James Johnson is Vinny Del Negro's media coach.

Post #199 » by **DASMACKDOWN** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:56 pm

James Johnson is so good, he purposesly plays poorly, just to know what it feels like.

SHO'NUFF · Post #200 » by **SHO'NUFF** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:04 pm

James Johnson is the love-child of Paul Pierce and Brian McKnight.