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James Johnson can translate from English to Spanish. In German.

James Johnson can tie his shoes with his feet.

James Johnson can turn water into wine in an empty glass.

James Johnson knows the last digit of Pi

James Johnson doesnt hate Chris

James Johnson is better than Anthony Randolph.

(Oh snap!)

James Johnson can heal Yao's foot with a butterfly kiss of his eyelash. But he won't unless Yao signs with the Bulls.

sonny wrote:James Johnson puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

I think this is my favorite one.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of James Johnsons sperm escaped and leaked into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

James Johnson doesn't know where you were born but he knows where you will die.

James Johnson can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.

James Johnson can speak braile.

James Johnson can strangle u with a cordless phone.

James Johnson does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from James Johnson

James Johnson has already been to mars, that is why there are no signs of life out there

Google won't search for James Johnson because it knows you don't find him, he finds you.

It takes James Johnson 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns James Johnson is.

James Johnson sat through 'Gigli'

james johnson will make the taj gibson pick look brilliant

dice wrote:james johnson will make the taj gibson pick look brilliant

Wow.. Now you're just overrating him.

James Johnson slammed a revolving door in GarPax's face..

Copied, but funny:

James Johnson does not sleep; he waits.
James Johnson needs a monkey wrench and blow torch to masturbate.
Light travels at the speed of James Johnson.
James Johnson can split atoms... with his bare hands.
James Johnson knows what Willis is talking about.
James Johnson uses barbed wire and hydrochloric acid to brush his teeth.
When James Johnson goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but only eats it's soul.
James Johnson's sperm can be seen from outer space.
James Johnson can divide by zero.
No one is perfect, except for James Johnson.
Every morning, James Johnson eats a bowl of diamonds for breakfast.

James Johnson dunked over Lebron.

James Johnson can kill two stones with one bird.

When James Johnson falls in water, James Johnson doesn't get wet. Water gets James Johnson.

I let my girlfriend have sex with James Johnson.

The earth rotates from West to East becasue that is the direction James Johnson likes to run on his morning jog.

James Johnson has geologic hang time. He'll be hanging in the air his whole career and then an additional 150,000,000 years and it'll be called the "Johnsonzoic".

James Johnson can end world hunger. But he won't. Because he's hungry.

James Johnson can make Magilla_Gorilla forget about Omer Asik.

Morten Jensen wrote:James Johnson can end world hunger. But he won't. Because he's hungry.

James Johnson can make Magilla_Gorilla forget about Omer Asik.

blasphemy

James Johnson doesnt have DVR. The TV knows when to stop.