James Johnson Facts

samwana · Post #201 » by **samwana** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:13 pm

James Johnson is the son of Bruce Lee and Magic Johnson

TB#1 · Post #202 » by **TB#1** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:57 pm

James Johnson was never scared o the Goofa Man.

BG43 · Post #203 » by **BG43** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:22 pm

James Johnson once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

jax98 · Post #204 » by **jax98** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:27 am

James Johnson knows which of the chicken or the egg that came first. He just won't tell you.

Mr. Tibbs · Post #205 » by **Mr. Tibbs** » Sat Aug 8, 2009 2:46 am

James Johnson beat Goldeneye using nothing but the karate chop.

James Johnson beat Contra using a code to lose 30 lives...

in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 - The Secret of the Ooze, James Johnson's semen was in fact the secret.

Deepness5134 · Post #206 » by **Deepness5134** » Sat Aug 8, 2009 3:03 am

my god....what the hell happened in this thread?

BG43 · Post #207 » by **BG43** » Sat Aug 8, 2009 4:37 am

Deepness5134 wrote:my god....what the hell happened in this thread?

James Johnson

Grand Champ · Post #208 » by **Grand Champ** » Wed Oct 7, 2009 2:57 pm

James Johnson hits game winning shots 100% of the time, all the time.

And OMG I am internet famous!

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago ... facts.html

Mr Point · Post #209 » by **Mr Point** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:02 am

Lebron James has stated publicly he wants to be a coach in the NBA. Why? So he doesn't have to face James Johnson.

Juicy Juice · Post #210 » by **Juicy Juice** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:11 am

The Bulls once beat the Pistons 101-95. James Johnson had 102 points.

Mr Point · Post #211 » by **Mr Point** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:45 am

Not only can James Johnson palm a basketball, he can palm two, with one hand.

TheAdmiral · Post #212 » by **TheAdmiral** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:40 pm

"I don't always watch basketball, but when I do I prefer to watch James Johnson" - the most interesting man in the world

HAHAHAH.

Grand Champ · Post #213 » by **Grand Champ** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:28 pm

James Johnson can be called for 6 fouls at once

TB#1 · Post #214 » by **TB#1** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:32 pm

James Johnson has PROVEN he can make the Bulls an 82 win team!!!*

*Total, through the course of his rookie contract.

Grand Champ · Post #215 » by **Grand Champ** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:22 pm

Despite popular belief, LeBron James doesn't want to play for the Bulls due to the opportunity to play with Joakim Noah and Derrick Rose, but rather to play with James Johnson because he likes the name James... In addition to that, LeBron wouldn't mind backing James up since it still gives "the James brand" its much desired exposure.

jax98 · Post #216 » by **jax98** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:35 pm

Grand Champ wrote:Despite popular belief, LeBron James doesn't want to play for the Bulls due to the opportunity to play with Joakim Noah and Derrick Rose, but rather to play with James Johnson because he likes the name James... In addition to that, LeBron wouldn't mind backing James up since it still gives "the James brand" its much desired exposure.

That took you seven months to come up with?

panthermark · Post #217 » by **panthermark** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:50 pm

I only read the first two pages.....but...this thread FTW!

JockItch43 · Post #218 » by **JockItch43** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:12 pm

Morten Jensen wrote:
Grand Champ wrote:Despite popular belief, LeBron James doesn't want to play for the Bulls due to the opportunity to play with Joakim Noah and Derrick Rose, but rather to play with James Johnson because he likes the name James... In addition to that, LeBron wouldn't mind backing James up since it still gives "the James brand" its much desired exposure.

That took you seven months to come up with?

Grand Champ · Post #219 » by **Grand Champ** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:41 pm

Morten Jensen wrote:
Grand Champ wrote:Despite popular belief, LeBron James doesn't want to play for the Bulls due to the opportunity to play with Joakim Noah and Derrick Rose, but rather to play with James Johnson because he likes the name James... In addition to that, LeBron wouldn't mind backing James up since it still gives "the James brand" its much desired exposure.

That took you seven months to come up with?

no, its called a shameless bump

I actually wanted to post this because of the "why does everyone want to kill James johnson" thread

xpmar9x · Post #220 » by **xpmar9x** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:29 pm

LeBron James isn't worried about playing in Michaels shadow, he's worried about playing behind James Johnsons shadow. :lol: