James Johnson Facts

mehta29 · Post #221 » by **mehta29** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:16 pm

xpmar9x wrote:LeBron James isn't worried about playing in Michaels shadow, he's worried about playing behind James Johnsons shadow.

James Johnson's Shadow isn't actually a shadow. Its sunlight running away in pure fear.

Gargamel · Post #222 » by **Gargamel** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:44 pm

mehta29 wrote:
xpmar9x wrote:LeBron James isn't worried about playing in Michaels shadow, he's worried about playing behind James Johnsons shadow.

James Johnson's Shadow isn't actually a shadow. Its sunlight running away in pure fear.

James Johnson's shadow isn't really a shadow at all. It's a ninja that James Johnson protects with his pedigreed marital arts skills.

BbFlyEmCeE · Post #223 » by **BbFlyEmCeE** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:15 pm

I predict the James Johnson facts to become the James Anderson facts in just one week!

jax98 · Post #224 » by **jax98** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:17 pm

If James Johnson held a pie-eating contest against himself, he'd find a way to win.

Cowbulls · Post #225 » by **Cowbulls** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:41 am

They once made a James Johnson toilet paper, but there was a problem. It wouldn't take **** from anybody.

James Johnson once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

deng13 · Post #226 » by **deng13** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:47 am

America doesnt run on Dunkin Donuts, It runs on the energy that comes off of James Johnson

Cuernos1 · Post #227 » by **Cuernos1** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:24 am

James Johnson tears can cure cancer; too bad he never cried.

spaceheat · Post #228 » by **spaceheat** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:36 am

James Johnson just took a dump... and then he nibbled on it.

and it was good.

SHO'NUFF · Post #229 » by **SHO'NUFF** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:39 am

It took James Johnson 10 seconds to make Minute Rice.

DRoseNation1 · Post #230 » by **DRoseNation1** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:12 am

James Johnson spends his summer vacation in MJ's shadow

deadstock_bM · Post #231 » by **deadstock_bM** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:46 am

James Johnson memorized the value of pi. For fun.

nba_addict · Post #232 » by **nba_addict** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:59 am

How to make salted eggs:

As a starter, put 3 canfulls of salt (using common powdered milk can) to Â½ pail of garden soil that have been strained. Add water gradually. Stop adding water to soil when mixture sticks to your fingers when you dip these in the salty muck. Coat eggs with soil-salt mixture and store for 18 days. On the 19th day, wash and hard-boil the eggs. Finally, dip salted eggs in a solution or red dye.

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James Johnson can prepare two red eggs in less than 5 minutes by scratching his own.

tillinfinity · Post #233 » by **tillinfinity** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:03 pm

James Johnson hates Raymond
James Johnson has been called the song bird of his generation
James Johnson can fix the oil spill. He's just too busy eating Sumatran Tiger

TheAdmiral · Post #234 » by **TheAdmiral** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:26 pm

MJ was considering coming out of retirement, but decided not to do so due to being scared of James Johnson's shadow.

Grand Champ · Post #235 » by **Grand Champ** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:29 pm

James Johnson's shadow can kick Chuck Norris's ass

TheAdmiral · Post #236 » by **TheAdmiral** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:31 pm

James Johnson's shadow would manhandle Al-Qaeda, while James Johnson would "handle" Vinny's wife.

tclg · Post #237 » by **tclg** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:04 pm

This thread is hilarious.

James johnson loves mortal combat, anything else is just too tame for him

Post #238 » by **Senor Chang** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:45 am

Bruce Springsteen calls James Johnson the boss

TheAdmiral · Post #239 » by **TheAdmiral** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:52 am

Always fun to read the posts back in this thread. Funny as hell.

EastBayFJ · Post #240 » by **EastBayFJ** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:53 am

James Johnson can out shag Wilt Chamberlain in his prime