James Johnson Facts

anrichardson · Post #41 » by **anrichardson** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 7:52 pm

James Johnson said Ben Gordon's not his son.

musiqsoulchild · Post #42 » by **musiqsoulchild** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:02 pm

James Johnson is proof that evolution is a myth. He MUST have been made by God.

Mr X · Post #43 » by **Mr X** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:05 pm

If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by James Johnson in your dream, you die.

James Johnson can lick his own elbow.

James Johnson does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

James Johnson is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

James Johnson is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

musiqsoulchild · Post #44 » by **musiqsoulchild** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:13 pm

James Johnson once met Jenna Jameson.

It writes itself.

jax98 · Post #45 » by **jax98** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:22 pm

musiqsoulchild wrote:James Johnson once met Jenna Jameson.

It writes itself.

James.. Jameson?

tenritsu · Post #46 » by **tenritsu** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:23 pm

Morten Jensen wrote:James Johnson can end world hunger. But he won't. Because he's hungry.

Oh man... this one got me

musiqsoulchild · Post #47 » by **musiqsoulchild** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:26 pm

Morten Jensen wrote:
musiqsoulchild wrote:James Johnson once met Jenna Jameson.

It writes itself.

James.. Jameson?

No, my one-liner was was a tribute to James Johnson amazing sexual feats and prowess.

Jameson is a very popular female porn star, fyi.

jax98 · Post #48 » by **jax98** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:28 pm

musiqsoulchild wrote:No, my one-liner was was a tribute to James Johnson amazing sexual feats and prowess.

Jameson is a very popular female porn star, fyi.

Yes, I realise that good sir

James Jameson was my (poor) attempt at making it sound like the two had a child.

musiqsoulchild · Post #49 » by **musiqsoulchild** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:31 pm

Here's a picture of James Johnson's butler:

nomorezorro · Post #50 » by **nomorezorro** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:32 pm

James Johnson (born February 20, 1987) is an American basketball player that was drafted 16th overall in the 2009 NBA Draft by the Chicago Bulls of the National Basketball Association . He was the starting power forward for the Demon Deacons of Wake Forest University from 2007-2009. Johnson declared his eligibility for the 2009 NBA Draft following his sophomore year. Johnson is listed as 6 ft 9 in (2.06 m) and 245 lb (111 kg).

He is of African-American and Samoan heritage

musiqsoulchild · Post #51 » by **musiqsoulchild** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:33 pm

Morten Jensen wrote:
musiqsoulchild wrote:No, my one-liner was was a tribute to James Johnson amazing sexual feats and prowess.

Jameson is a very popular female porn star, fyi.

Yes, I realise that good sir

James Jameson was my (poor) attempt at making it sound like the two had a child.

Ahhh..gotcha!

Antetokounmpo · Post #52 » by **Antetokounmpo** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:34 pm

James Johnson lost his virginity before his father.

musiqsoulchild · Post #53 » by **musiqsoulchild** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:35 pm

nomorezorro wrote:James Johnson (born February 20, 1987) is an American basketball player that was drafted 16th overall in the 2009 NBA Draft by the Chicago Bulls of the National Basketball Association . He was the starting power forward for the Demon Deacons of Wake Forest University from 2007-2009. Johnson declared his eligibility for the 2009 NBA Draft following his sophomore year. Johnson is listed as 6 ft 9 in (2.06 m) and 245 lb (111 kg).

He is of African-American and Samoan heritage

^^^James Johnson sometimes has an alter ego.

On certain evenings as part of his eclectic trvels throughout the land of milk and honey, he gives the throngs of his ardent fans an occasional glimpse of this alter ego.

musiqsoulchild · Post #54 » by **musiqsoulchild** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:36 pm

Oskar wrote:James Johnson lost his virginity before his father.

jax98 · Post #55 » by **jax98** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:39 pm

James Johnson created thongs. But he didn't find it attractive on english women, so he created Brazil.

Grand Champ · Post #56 » by **Grand Champ** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:49 pm

- James Johnson has never fouled anyone... ever!

- The NBA MVP award has had the name changed to the "James Johnson Award"

holyboy2009 · Post #57 » by **holyboy2009** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:59 pm

God appeared to Gar Forman in a dream and said, ask what I should give you. Gar said, give me another Michael Jordan, another messiah to bring this team to multiple championships. God brought him James Johnson.

whonka · Post #58 » by **whonka** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 9:11 pm

James Johnson is so good at basketball that not even James Johnson can beat him.

Shootdabull · Post #59 » by **Shootdabull** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 9:38 pm

When he was five James Johnson won a demolition derby – without a car

One afternoon James Johnson ran to the top of Mount Everest because he could.

tenritsu · Post #60 » by **tenritsu** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 9:40 pm

James Johnson can escape a black hole.
James Johnson can perform surgery on himself. Without anesthesia. That is, James Johnson would perform surgery... since he's never sick.
James Johnson's saliva acts as a hand sanitizer and deodorant.