James Johnson Facts

StaSof Fro · Post #61 » by **StaSof Fro** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 9:42 pm

Jack Bauer cuts James Johnson's grass.

whonka · Post #62 » by **whonka** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 9:42 pm

tenritsu wrote:James Johnson's saliva acts as a hand sanitizer and deodorant.

It also acts as lube

Bankshot · Post #63 » by **Bankshot** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 10:37 pm

tyrissius wrote:james johnson has counted to infinity. twice

This is the absolute best, so simple yet so impossible (except for James Johnson of course)

holyboy2009 · Post #64 » by **holyboy2009** » Thu Jul 9, 2009 11:16 pm

james johnson killed osama bin laden

Brothaman33 · Post #65 » by **Brothaman33** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:29 am

If you play against James Johnson in a game of 1-on-1 and you have 5 points, and he has 5 points, James Johnson has more points then you... however, James Johnson has never been scored on. Ever.

James Johnson once bowled a 418 in cowboy boots and with both hands tied behind his back.

txchilibowl · Post #66 » by **txchilibowl** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:41 am

James Johnson picks his teeth with other peoples teeth.

James Johnson can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.

James Johnson sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

James Johnsons' house has no doors...just walls he walks through.

James Johnson beat the sun in a staring contest.

James Johnson lost both us his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.

DNP CD · Post #67 » by **DNP CD** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:14 am

James Johnson sleeps with the lights on--not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of James Johnson.

James Johnson is the only basketball player who can stop Eddie Basden.

Post #68 » by **RedBulls23** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:34 am

holyboy2009 wrote:God appeared to Gar Forman in a dream and said, ask what I should give you. Gar said, give me another Michael Jordan, another messiah to bring this team to multiple championships. God brought him James Johnson.

That's just blasphemy!!!

MissileMike · Post #69 » by **MissileMike** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:38 am

"I don't always watch basketball, but when I do I prefer to watch James Johnson"

-the most interesting man in the world

Post #70 » by **Coldchi** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:54 am

James Johnson asked Bruce Leroy whos the master and Bruce Said you are. ( he also caught a bullet with his teeth )

James Johnson was on the Challenger, heidenberg and titanic he survived all three

James Johnson was so bad that G.i. Joe and Cobra joined forces to fight him ..... and lost.

Mr X · Post #71 » by **Mr X** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:05 am

StaSof Fro wrote:Jack Bauer cuts James Johnson's grass.

Thats erroneous you heretic :wink:

Bulls_MIT · Post #72 » by **Bulls_MIT** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:11 am

James Johnson threw the thick and thin right through every building in the blink of an eye before his story in the making.

boogernights · Post #73 » by **boogernights** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:22 am

Reminds me of that beer ad "the world's most interesting man"

The Force. · Post #74 » by **The Force.** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:28 am

Upon James Johnson's death, every chapter in the bible will be removed except Genesis, which will be renamed Jamesesis.

LoveDaBoo · Post #75 » by **LoveDaBoo** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:36 am

Coldchi wrote:James Johnson asked Bruce Leroy whos the master and Bruce Said you are. ( he also caught a bullet with his teeth )

He's got the glow:

Mr. Tibbs · Post #76 » by **Mr. Tibbs** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:30 am

As a teen, James Johnson had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls.

Post #77 » by **fleet** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:30 am

The govt. knows James Johnson can solve the economic crisis at anytime. He's waiting for the poetic moment before he strikes.

Post #78 » by **fleet** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:39 am

James Johnson dunked over Lebron.... And Lebron posted the video on youtube.

fixed

Loady · Post #79 » by **Loady** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:14 am

James Johnson will make you an offer you can't refuse...

...then he will make you refuse it!

Polynice4Pippen · Post #80 » by **Polynice4Pippen** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:33 am

James Johnson did this to another man. In public. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB4lTCAE ... re=related