James Johnson Facts

Post #81 » by **BrooklynBulls** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:40 am

James Johnson once found his girlfriend in bed with another man. But no one else ever did.

chiguy82 · Post #82 » by **chiguy82** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:41 am

James Johnson has his cake and eats it too.

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, James Johnson hears it.

James Johnson died once and challenged st. Peter to a basketball game... James Johnson came back to life.

The U.S. Government sent James Johnson to Hiroshima and Nagasaki right before the war ended.

randomSelection · Post #83 » by **randomSelection** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:44 am

MMA is now JJA

The Earth does not rotate without James Johnson's permission.

Post #84 » by **Senor Chang** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:00 am

james johnson once caught lightning in a bottle, literally

Post #85 » by **BrooklynBulls** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:01 am

James Johnson once went to sleep and never woke up. This is just his dream.

Yoda77 · Post #86 » by **Yoda77** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:03 am

James Johnson can divide by zero.

The sound of one hand clapping sounds like James Johnson.

JackFinn · Post #87 » by **JackFinn** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:05 am

This phenomenon is really a copy of the SNL Bill Brasky sketches. Nothing wrong with that, though.

Post #88 » by **Senor Chang** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:09 am

JackFinn wrote:This phenomenon is really a copy of the SNL Bill Brasky sketches. Nothing wrong with that, though.

i thought conan started it

Post #89 » by **BrooklynBulls** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:11 am

JackFinn wrote:This phenomenon is really a copy of the SNL Bill Brasky sketches. Nothing wrong with that, though.

Yeah but I heard Chuck Norris wrote them.

Post #90 » by **Senor Chang** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:14 am

w/ his feet

mjaye · Post #91 » by **mjaye** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:43 am

Sometimes James` Johnson stands in for James Johnson. He can in fact, be in two places at once.

D_ROSE · Post #92 » by **D_ROSE** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:50 am

James Johnson is the Matrix.

D_ROSE · Post #93 » by **D_ROSE** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:51 am

James Johnson has never been defeated in kickboxing combat!

PerkinsFor3 · Post #94 » by **PerkinsFor3** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:59 am

James Johnson is never online, he has already read the internet twice.

Just_Bullz · Post #95 » by **Just_Bullz** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:25 pm

James Johnson is omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscience and omnibenevolence.

TB#1 · Post #96 » by **TB#1** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:50 pm

Captain Kirk once defeated the Kobayashi Maru test by modifying the program as such:

If (James Johnson <= +doug)
{Kirk wins}
else
{ Kirk wins}

TheWhitePanther · Post #97 » by **TheWhitePanther** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:00 pm

bdiddy04 wrote:When James Johnson does pushups he's not pushing up, he's pushing the earth down.

Sorry, got to fix this one...

...He's doing world-downs.

Grand Champ · Post #98 » by **Grand Champ** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:08 pm

James Johnson can dunk with no hands...

Gobulls10 · Post #99 » by **Gobulls10** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:19 pm

James Johnson catches bullets with his teeth.

James Johnson gets in sword fights with his fingers.

James Johnson travels back in time to buy himself a Big Wheel.

When James Johnson runs, he leaves a trail of fire behind him.

James Johnson jumped in my body, and now he's the one typing.

Barrock Obama comes to James Johnson for advise.

jax98 · Post #100 » by **jax98** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:19 pm

James Johnson broke up the Spice Girls.

James Johnson can save the world from global warming, but he won't. He likes it hot.

Whever the power goes off in your house.. James Johnson just flew by.

The one thing James Johnson can't do.. Oh, who am I kidding? James Johnson can do everything!