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Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:40 am
by BrooklynBulls
James Johnson once found his girlfriend in bed with another man. But no one else ever did.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:41 am
by chiguy82
James Johnson has his cake and eats it too.
If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, James Johnson hears it.
James Johnson died once and challenged st. Peter to a basketball game... James Johnson came back to life.
The U.S. Government sent James Johnson to Hiroshima and Nagasaki right before the war ended.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:44 am
by randomSelection
MMA is now JJA
The Earth does not rotate without James Johnson's permission.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:00 am
by Senor Chang
james johnson once caught lightning in a bottle, literally
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:01 am
by BrooklynBulls
James Johnson once went to sleep and never woke up. This is just his dream.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:03 am
by Yoda77
James Johnson can divide by zero.
The sound of one hand clapping sounds like James Johnson.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:05 am
by JackFinn
This phenomenon is really a copy of the SNL Bill Brasky sketches. Nothing wrong with that, though.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:09 am
by Senor Chang
JackFinn wrote:This phenomenon is really a copy of the SNL Bill Brasky sketches. Nothing wrong with that, though.
i thought conan started it
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:11 am
by BrooklynBulls
JackFinn wrote:This phenomenon is really a copy of the SNL Bill Brasky sketches. Nothing wrong with that, though.
Yeah but I heard Chuck Norris wrote them.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:14 am
by Senor Chang
w/ his feet
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:43 am
by mjaye
Sometimes James` Johnson stands in for James Johnson. He can in fact, be in two places at once.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:50 am
by D_ROSE
James Johnson is the Matrix.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:51 am
by D_ROSE
James Johnson has never been defeated in kickboxing combat!
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:59 am
by PerkinsFor3
James Johnson is never online, he has already read the internet twice.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:25 pm
by Just_Bullz
James Johnson is omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscience and omnibenevolence.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:50 pm
by TB#1
Captain Kirk once defeated the Kobayashi Maru test by modifying the program as such:
If (James Johnson <= +doug)
{Kirk wins}
else
{ Kirk wins}
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:00 pm
by TheWhitePanther
bdiddy04 wrote:When James Johnson does pushups he's not pushing up, he's pushing the earth down.
Sorry, got to fix this one...
...He's doing world-downs.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:08 pm
by Grand Champ
James Johnson can dunk with no hands...
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:19 pm
by Gobulls10
James Johnson catches bullets with his teeth.
James Johnson gets in sword fights with his fingers.
James Johnson travels back in time to buy himself a Big Wheel.
When James Johnson runs, he leaves a trail of fire behind him.
James Johnson jumped in my body, and now he's the one typing.
Barrock Obama comes to James Johnson for advise.
Re: James Johnson Facts
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:19 pm
by jax98
James Johnson broke up the Spice Girls.
James Johnson can save the world from global warming, but he won't. He likes it hot.
Whever the power goes off in your house.. James Johnson just flew by.
The one thing James Johnson can't do.. Oh, who am I kidding? James Johnson can do everything!