Ran into James Johnson on Sunday...

TB#1 · Post #21 » by **TB#1** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 5:31 pm

Grand.Champ wrote:Dude, never wash that hand again, it will be worth millions someday!

Dude.

James Johnson doesn't wash off. Get a grip on yourself, man.

anorexorcism · Post #22 » by **anorexorcism** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 5:34 pm

James sounds like and probably is a really great guy. I actually was at that Apple store two weeks ago, too bad I didn't get to run into him

TB#1 · Post #23 » by **TB#1** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 5:37 pm

anorexorcism wrote:James sounds like and probably is a really great guy. I actually was at that Apple store two weeks ago, too bad I didn't get to run into him

Even so, the near-miss is a positive karma charge.

waffle · Post #24 » by **waffle** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 5:38 pm

anorexorcism wrote:James sounds like and probably is a really great guy. I actually was at that Apple store two weeks ago, too bad I didn't get to run into him

A REAL fan would have waited.

ChiCitySPORTS#1 · Post #25 » by **ChiCitySPORTS#1** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 5:43 pm

you should have pulled up something on itunes and asked him to break dance. he probably would do it.

Post #26 » by **DASMACKDOWN** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 6:02 pm

lu9 wrote:
ha, yeah. Although he did have this crazy glow that was coming off of him.

Ben Wilson25 · Post #27 » by **Ben Wilson25** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 6:26 pm

This thread is worthless without pictures of lu9's girlfriend.

#1TKfan · Post #28 » by **#1TKfan** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 6:26 pm

DASMACKDOWN wrote:
lu9 wrote:
ha, yeah. Although he did have this crazy glow that was coming off of him.

im big james, b---h!

lu9 · Post #29 » by **lu9** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 6:53 pm

Ben Wilson25 wrote:This thread is worthless without pictures of lu9's girlfriend.

no chance.

HINrichPolice · Post #30 » by **HINrichPolice** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 7:52 pm

DuckIII wrote:Good point. I think this proves that Jimmy Johns was only being nice to lu9 because he had his girlfriend with him.

That'd be a perfect nickname if he was either really fast or delicious.

HINrichPolice · Post #31 » by **HINrichPolice** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 7:53 pm

i_killed_kenny wrote:
TB#1 wrote:Great story. I always like to hear it when an athlete is down to Earth and approachable.

James Johnson is not down to earth, the earth is down to James Johnson

Well done.

Grand Champ · Post #32 » by **Grand Champ** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 8:10 pm

HINrichPolice wrote:
DuckIII wrote:Good point. I think this proves that Jimmy Johns was only being nice to lu9 because he had his girlfriend with him.

That'd be a perfect nickname if he was either really fast or delicious.

James Johnson hates Jimmy Johns.

Post #33 » by **DuckIII** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 8:13 pm

HINrichPolice wrote:
DuckIII wrote:Good point. I think this proves that Jimmy Johns was only being nice to lu9 because he had his girlfriend with him.

That'd be a perfect nickname if he was either really fast or delicious.

James Johnson is both. He is everything and nothing and all things in between.

#1TKfan · Post #34 » by **#1TKfan** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 8:30 pm

HINrichPolice wrote:
DuckIII wrote:Good point. I think this proves that Jimmy Johns was only being nice to lu9 because he had his girlfriend with him.

That'd be a perfect nickname if he was either really fast or delicious.

actually JJ is super freaky, so there you go.

Post #35 » by **fleet** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 9:28 pm

waffle wrote:James Johnson could S*CK,

*Gasp*

have a drug overdose, die in a skydiving accident, decide he wants to become a Shakespearean actor, whatever, and STILL he would be overshadowed by our "james Johnson is..." threads. They are greater than he.

Nothing could be greater than James Johnson.
NOW LEAN FORWARD, AND CHOKE YOURSELF!

Today... is James Johnson Day! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of James Johnson and RealGM! James Johnson has a hard-on for RealGM because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! James Johnson was here before RealGM! So you can give your heart to James Johnson, but your ass belongs to RealGM! Do you ladies understand?

lu9 · Post #36 » by **lu9** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 9:55 pm

Somehow I forgot to mention an interesting thing that happened while we were both in Apple..

...So after JJ left us, I'm standing there talking to the apple guy and my girlfriend when all of a sudden I hear all this ruckus coming from the back of the store. I turn around to see the end of a lightning fast roundhouse kick and boom, a human head falls right on to one of the tables. It settled right next to some of the macbook pro 17 inchers... right in line. A 10-year old kid who happened to be standing there proceeds to touch the face as if its a computer. then THE James Johnson turns around and gives me this huge thumbs up sign and simply winks.

Not sure how I forgot to include that in the original story... :oops:

the air. . . . .man · Post #37 » by **the air. . . . .man** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 10:38 pm

lu9 wrote:Somehow I forgot to mention an interesting thing that happened while we were both in Apple..

...So after JJ left us, I'm standing there talking to the apple guy and my girlfriend when all of a sudden I hear all this ruckus coming from the back of the store. I turn around to see the end of a lightning fast roundhouse kick and boom, a human head falls right on to one of the tables. It settled right next to some of the macbook pro 17 inchers... right in line. A 10-year old kid who happened to be standing there proceeds to touch the face as if its a computer. then THE James Johnson turns around and gives me this huge thumbs up sign and simply winks.

Not sure how I forgot to include that in the original story...

You had me up until here. Everybody knows James Johnson does not thumbs, nor fingers, James Johnson has 5 fists on each fist.

phoenixrose05 · Post #38 » by **phoenixrose05** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 10:52 pm

James Johnson has taken an interest in electronics?

Looks like Sony is going to have to file bankruptcy

EastBayFJ · Post #39 » by **EastBayFJ** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 11:09 pm

The story would have been so much better if ERob had of wandered in as well, attempted to shoplift something ( knowing ERob's fondness for electronic gadgetry ) with James Johnson chasing his punk ass down and opening up a can of whoop ass on him

Right after being served at the counter to pay for his purchasers ( and yours ) by Ron Artest ( working his summer job )

Alas...

waffle · Post #40 » by **waffle** » Wed Sep 2, 2009 11:34 pm

phoenixrose05 wrote:James Johnson has taken an interest in electronics?

Looks like Sony is going to have to file bankruptcy

I really laughed at this one.