Because I'm sexy and I do what I want

TB#1 · Post #21 » by **TB#1** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:51 pm

kyrv wrote:
TB#1 wrote:BTW, John McCain with pancakes on his head is ****ing brilliant.

I don't get it? I would get waffles, if they waffle, but ... ?

Welcome to 2002. Enjoy the ride.

MAQ · Post #22 » by **MAQ** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:53 pm

i'd REALLY like to make my own thread about this, but it'd get locked...

is anyone else sick and tired of reading about PER? got dammit man...it's like you cant determine anything about a basketball player anymore without knowing what their PER was for the last 4 seasons...

TB#1 · Post #23 » by **TB#1** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:55 pm

MAQ wrote:i'd REALLY like to make my own thread about this, but it'd get locked...

is anyone else sick and tired of reading about PER? got dammit man...it's like you cant determine anything about a basketball player anymore without knowing what their PER was for the last 4 seasons...

I don't know why that thread would get locked but the question seems pretty far out of place on this thread...

Be sexy and do what you want.

jax98 · Post #24 » by **jax98** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:57 pm

MAQ wrote:i'd REALLY like to make my own thread about this, but it'd get locked...

is anyone else sick and tired of reading about PER? got dammit man...it's like you cant determine anything about a basketball player anymore without knowing what their PER was for the last 4 seasons...

PER has some flaws, and I don't think even the most hardcore users of it deny that. That said, it is a great measuring tool for offensive players, big men in particular. It takes into account TS%, rebound percentage and kind of wraps everything up in a nice package for you.

Defensive minded wing players are never going to have PER's that paint a complete picture. So you can use that as a rule of thumb if you wish.

TB#1 · Post #25 » by **TB#1** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:06 pm

BTW, the thread title references a dumb-ass viral e-mail that came to me by way of the Mrs.

This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.

Pick the month you were born:

January I kicked
February I loved
March I karate chopped
April I licked
May I jumped on
June I smelled
July I did the Macarena with
August I had lunch with
September I danced with
October I sang to
November I yelled at
December I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1. a birdbath
2. a monster
3. a phone
4. a fork
5. a snowman
6. a gangster
7. my cell phone
8. my dog
9. my best friends' boyfriend
10. my neighbor
11. my science teacher
12. a banana
13. a fireman
14. a stuffed animal
15. a goat
16. a pickle
17. your mom
18. a spoon
19. a smurf
20. a baseball bat
21. a ninja
22. Chuck Norris
23. a noodle
24. a squirrel
25. a football player
26. my sister
27. my brother
28. an ipod
29. a surfer
30 a llama
31. A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White because I'm cool like that
Black because that's how I roll.
Pink because I'm NOT crazy.
Red because the voices told me to
Blue because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green because I think I need some serious help.
Purple because I'm AWESOME!
Gray because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Y ellow because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown because I can.
Other because I'm a Ninja!
None because I can't control myself

Post #26 » by **kulaz3000** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:17 pm

I jumped on Chuck Norris because Big Bird said to, and he's my leader.

It's not going to end well for me.

JohnnyKILLroy · Post #27 » by **JohnnyKILLroy** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:35 pm

I karate chopped a goat because that's how I roll.

ozbull · Post #28 » by **ozbull** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:57 pm

I karate chopped my sister

because I'm cool like that..

ManualRam · Post #29 » by **ManualRam** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:06 pm

i sang to a homeless guy because i think i need some serious help.

genbar · Post #30 » by **genbar** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:10 pm

I smelled a football player because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

gross.

waffle · Post #31 » by **waffle** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:15 pm

kyrv wrote:
TB#1 wrote:BTW, John McCain with pancakes on his head is ****ing brilliant.

I don't get it? I would get waffles, if they waffle, but ... ?

you rang? Oh wait.... um, yeah, SEXY

waffle · Post #32 » by **waffle** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:17 pm

I yelled at a smurf because I think I need some help

Pretty much sums it up, yessir

Grand Champ · Post #33 » by **Grand Champ** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:33 pm

I'm very sexy and so is this person

MAQ · Post #34 » by **MAQ** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:37 pm

Mr. Tibbs · Post #35 » by **Mr. Tibbs** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:37 pm

sdeezy · Post #36 » by **sdeezy** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:39 pm

Grand Champ wrote:I'm very sexy and so is this person

SlimD235 · Post #37 » by **SlimD235** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:27 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNRtOAFx ... re=related

Frank Stallone · Post #38 » by **Frank Stallone** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:54 am

WT · Post #39 » by WT » Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:09 am

ozbull wrote:I karate chopped my sister

because I'm cool like that..

Dude, I karate chopped my sister too. We're twins!

Puertorique · Post #40 » by **Puertorique** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:16 am

I sang to my ipod because I'm cool like that.