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Joe Smith isn't a happy camper [Article] 

Post#1 » by blueNorange » Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:47 pm

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NEW YORK -- For the most part, Joe Smith is enjoying his first month as a big leaguer. He fits in well in the clubhouse -- his primary residence is under the wing of Aaron Sele -- he's pitching well and is being given innings of significance to work. He's making more -- $370,000 -- than most people who were attending college this time last year, and most of his "firsts" have been positive.
But not all of them.

One he would have preferred to miss, his first ticket, happened on Wednesday -- $115 for illegal parking in Long Island City. He wasn't real pleased.

"The sign said 'No standing.' Well, I wasn't standing. I was parking," Smith said. "If they mean 'No parking,' shouldn't it say 'No parking?' I mean, I just figured they didn't want anyone standing there. I don't know why. I mean, obviously, there are a few things I don't know about New York.

"But there was a lot of room to park."

Clearly, Smith is learning. He drove to Shea on Friday afternoon, only the second time he's done so without following John Maine, and the first such trip on which he didn't get lost. And he made it back on Saturday without incident, escort or a citation.
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Re: Joe Smith isn't a happy camper [Article] 

Post#2 » by majorleads » Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:34 pm

blueNorange wrote:Article

NEW YORK -- For the most part, Joe Smith is enjoying his first month as a big leaguer. He fits in well in the clubhouse -- his primary residence is under the wing of Aaron Sele -- he's pitching well and is being given innings of significance to work. He's making more -- $370,000 -- than most people who were attending college this time last year, and most of his "firsts" have been positive.
But not all of them.

One he would have preferred to miss, his first ticket, happened on Wednesday -- $115 for illegal parking in Long Island City. He wasn't real pleased.

"The sign said 'No standing.' Well, I wasn't standing. I was parking," Smith said. "If they mean 'No parking,' shouldn't it say 'No parking?' I mean, I just figured they didn't want anyone standing there. I don't know why. I mean, obviously, there are a few things I don't know about New York.

"But there was a lot of room to park."

Clearly, Smith is learning. He drove to Shea on Friday afternoon, only the second time he's done so without following John Maine, and the first such trip on which he didn't get lost. And he made it back on Saturday without incident, escort or a citation.
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That is too good to be true. That wuld be funny if he contested the ticket.

And how about printing out directions from mapquest???
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Post#3 » by Samson » Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:56 pm

Wonder what he thinks of those "Restricted Area, NO DUMPING!" signs....
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Post#4 » by mjhp911 » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:25 am

That is HILARIOUS!

(Though I will admit, I didn't understand 'no standing' either when I first saw it on a sign.)
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Post#5 » by JoeJohnson2two » Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:54 am

I go to Wright State and I know Joe personally and I'll be the first to tell you that he aint the brightest crayon in the box but he's one hell of a pitcher.
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Post#6 » by chicken wing » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:14 pm

LMAOOO

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