Q. Why did the Lion fan want to shoot a lion on safari?
A. Because it would be the only Lion Trophy he would ever see.
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban have a running game.
Q.Why do the Detroit Lions want a clone?
A.So they would have somebody they could beat.
Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Actually pretty funny, see them all at http://www.curseofbobbylayne.com/jokes.html