Community Thread VIII

[LLcoleJ]

My Daughter ate her big brothers poop. This is the second time she has ate poop that I know of. I told my boy, to tell her.. " How does my ass taste"

true story

Phil. I just wanna know.. is her big brother pooping on the floor!?

she has 2 big bros. One is potty trained, the other we are working on. Thus why you have occasional floor-dookies.


she seems fine today, so I am relieved there is no illness to speak of. ( knocks on wood) Sadly, this is the second time we have caught her eating the poop. The first time was her own...

[TonyMontana]

dang i tried to resize that and everything, oh well you can see the side i intended

it actually only got to -25F (-50F windchill) instead of the -30F it says

for reference its now -21F, and that thermometer says its -10F

Dammmmmmmmm Mang, I caught a cold just looking at that pic..............

[TylersLakers]

My Daughter ate her big brothers poop. This is the second time she has ate poop that I know of. I told my boy, to tell her.. " How does my ass taste"

true story

Phil. I just wanna know.. is her big brother pooping on the floor!?

she has 2 big bros. One is potty trained, the other we are working on. Thus why you have occasional floor-dookies.


she seems fine today, so I am relieved there is no illness to speak of. ( knocks on wood) Sadly, this is the second time we have caught her eating the poop. The first time was her own...

Eh, don't worry. Just be glad you didn't have one like my twin sister. My mom and dad tell me all the time that she'd take her poop and throw it at the wall.

At least she's not making too much of a mess.

[TylersLakers]

Agreed! Oh man, I was pissed that Calgary kicked us out and went on to win it. I hate each and every Calgary team with a passion.

I think an Eskimo fan will agree with you there.

[Danny Darko]

Blix! You are indeed missed here my friend. Hope you get some time, but also hope business is good.

Phil- don't worry so long as it doesn't become a career later.

[LLcoleJ]

Eh, don't worry. Just be glad you didn't have one like my twin sister. My mom and dad tell me all the time that she'd take her poop and throw it at the wall.

At least she's not making too much of a mess.

oh the eating was the nasty part. The tribal war paint she created with it and wall art she did with it is the lesser offence.

[LLcoleJ]

2 girls one cup?

[blix]

how?

busy, man. just busy. how are the kids, aside from the whole dookie-breath thing?

you are missed Blix. but I understand you gots things going on. Kids are good, getting bigger everyday. Coincidentally, I have visible gray hair now.

thanks man - I have gray everywhere. it blows.

I lurk a bit, hardly ever post - which, some might say, is a good thing.

Lakers need to step up the D, O looks great, loved the X-mas game, etc, etc - and now that I've broken the comm thread golden rule, I'm out.

[TonyMontana]

thanks man - I have gray everywhere. it blows.

I lurk a bit, hardly ever post - which, some might say, is a good thing.

Lakers need to step up the D, O looks great, loved the X-mas game, etc, etc - and now that I've broken the comm thread golden rule, I'm out.

What up Mang??

[hermes]

man it's like a aheat wave out there

only -11F!

[TommyTheCat]

i haven't posted much in this thread but phish is coming back and i was looking at some mb sites and ran into this thread which will give you lots of entertainment. you might not believe the stories but if you've been to enuf jamband shows, you KNOW this crap happens all the time.

http://www.phantasytour.com/phish/board ... 372&page=1

[SashAlex]

Guys, i'd be thankful if someone could explain me, or give the definition of the word - homer !?
I know its meaning... hmmmm, i need the definition basically.
For e.g. - Supersonics homer ?!

I had a couple of arguments with a Boston fan from my country and I called him a Celtic homer because he is so annoying ! He laughed and told me that I'm stupid because he considers that this word is used only for Mr. Simpson !

He doesn't even know about Homer from the antique Greece that is considered to be the father of history !

[TylersLakers]

Guys, i'd be thankful if someone could explain me, or give the definition of the word - homer !?
I know its meaning... hmmmm, i need the definition basically.
For e.g. - Supersonics homer ?!

I had a couple of arguments with a Boston fan from my country and I called him a Celtic homer because he is so annoying ! He laughed and told me that I'm stupid because he considers that this word is used only for Mr. Simpson !

He doesn't even know about Homer from the antique Greece that is considered to be the father of history !

Homer..

Uhm, if I'm a Laker homer, I think they're going to win every game, I'm gonna to say that any player on the Lakers is the greatest in the world, that they'd sweep the 96 Bulls, etc. etc. Something like that.

As far as definitions, all I found was this.

Ho·mer (hmr) fl. 850 b.c.
Greek epic poet. Two of the greatest works in Western literature, the Iliad and the Odyssey, are attributed to him.
hom·er 1 (hmr)
n.
1. Baseball A home run.
2. A homing pigeon.
intr.v. ho·mer·ed, ho·mer·ing, ho·mers Baseball
To hit a home run: homered in the fifth inning.
ho·mer 2 (hmr)
n.
A unit of capacity used by the ancient Hebrews, equal to 10 ephahs (about 10 bushels) or 10 baths (about 100 gallons). Also called kor.

[TylersLakers]

Guys, i'd be thankful if someone could explain me, or give the definition of the word - homer !?
I know its meaning... hmmmm, i need the definition basically.
For e.g. - Supersonics homer ?!

I had a couple of arguments with a Boston fan from my country and I called him a Celtic homer because he is so annoying ! He laughed and told me that I'm stupid because he considers that this word is used only for Mr. Simpson !

He doesn't even know about Homer from the antique Greece that is considered to be the father of history !

Maybe the Boston fan is a.. homing pigeon?

[Danny Darko]

it means you are blinded by your allegiance to the home team.

Such as "Why wouldn't Toronto give us Bosh for Rad?, Have you seen how unstoppable Vlad's 3pth shooting is? Chris is only popular up there because they suck and have no other talent- in LA he'd probably have to come off the bench"

[TylersLakers]

it means you are blinded by your allegiance to the home team.

Such as "Why wouldn't Toronto give us Bosh for Rad?, Have you seen how unstoppable Vlad's 3pth shooting is? Chris is only popular up there because they suck and have no other talent- in LA he'd probably have to come off the bench"

I would demand Toronto's first round pick with that. Unnecessary. Vlad is a shutdown defender.

[RJM]

I'm watching the Rachel Maddow show right now...am I weird for thinking she's cute? I mean compared to the google pictures of her she looks all right on TV.

[Slava]

^^ She looks like a dude. I get it though, you're just a little desperate now.

Anyways ending today, I've applied for 487 jobs online. Lets see what happens.

[snaquille oatmeal]

where the hell is Miles? I miss his nuggets of knowledge. I hope he doesn't go Crackjack on us.

[SashAlex]

Thank's Tyler !