Around the League -All Star Game

Frank Nova · Post #21 » by **Frank Nova** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:21 pm

Draymond Green is an absolute scum bag. Assaulting players on the court for years and years and in doing so, constantly making it look like an accident and making excuses for the behavior like it was never his fault. The Sabonis stuff, multiple times in the playoffs vs Houston with Harden, the finals vs Cleveland, Rudy Gobert, kicking Steven Adams in the nuts twice on 2 seperate occasions, actually tackling players and now a legit sucker punch to Nurkic…. I mean dude is just blatantly bad for the sport, he’s done it during meaningless regular season games and even on the biggest stage possible during the finals. Indefinite suspension and psyche evaluations should just be the tip of the iceberg here. And kick him out of the media too, he shouldn’t be allowed to have a voice during all this either. He needs to go away for good, it’s a long time coming. I know it won’t happen but it should…

emunney · Post #22 » by **emunney** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:32 pm

I actually just watched this incident for the first time. What in tarnation.

ReddRum · Post #23 » by **ReddRum** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:33 pm

25 game suspension and one more incident after that and kick him out of the league. Guy is a loud mouth clown and has gotten much worse as time has gone on. I would love to see Giannis spear him like Goldberg into a wall of spikes! Now if that wouldn't get viewers I don't know what would!

ReddRum · Post #24 » by **ReddRum** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:34 pm

emunney wrote:I actually just watched this incident for the first time. What in tarnation.

yeah just outright bizarre just like the headlock incident the other week. He clearly has mental issues...

ReddRum · Post #25 » by **ReddRum** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:36 pm

drew881 wrote:Wonder if he feels sorry for Nurkic's parents having to watch that.

Read on Twitter

Dat blonde tho

chonestown · Post #26 » by **chonestown** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:43 pm

ReddRum wrote:25 game suspension and one more incident after that and kick him out of the league. Guy is a loud mouth clown and has gotten much worse as time has gone on. I would love to see Giannis spear him like Goldberg into a wall of spikes! Now if that wouldn't get viewers I don't know what would!

I would like to see him compete in a contest in which he is given a slight lead and is then pursued individually by a cadre of ex-athletes, meatheads, bouncers - basically, your garden variety bad dudes. If Draymond emerges unscathed, congrats! He'll be able to suit up against the Wizards tonight. Lose and he'll face a fate worse than the IR. (Hint: it's being dead)

Also: the pursuers are wearing capes and masks and all sorts of ridiculous get-ups.

You could televise it! Suggested name: Catch Me If You Can If You Can't There's a Good Chance I Will Quote Accidentally End Quote Strike You in the Genitals.

As long as the estate allows it, get an AI version of Rich Dawson to host.

That's it.

tydett · Post #27 » by **tydett** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:57 pm

chonestown wrote:
ReddRum wrote:25 game suspension and one more incident after that and kick him out of the league. Guy is a loud mouth clown and has gotten much worse as time has gone on. I would love to see Giannis spear him like Goldberg into a wall of spikes! Now if that wouldn't get viewers I don't know what would!

I would like to see him compete in a contest in which he is given a slight lead and is then pursued individually by a cadre of ex-athletes, meatheads, bouncers - basically, your garden variety bad dudes. If Draymond emerges unscathed, congrats! He'll be able to suit up against the Wizards tonight. Lose and he'll face a fate worse than the IR. (Hint: it's being dead)

Also: the pursuers are wearing capes and masks and all sorts of ridiculous get-ups.

You could televise it! Suggested name: Catch Me If You Can If You Can't There's a Good Chance I Will Quote Accidentally End Quote Strike You in the Genitals.

As long as the estate allows it, get an AI version of Rich Dawson to host.

That's it.

Imagining Richard Dawson's "ghost" coming out and kissing the cadre members individually really puts this imagery over the top.

Post #28 » by **Prez** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:57 pm

Knew SGA was having another great season but didn’t realize how great. The numbers are pretty wild - 30/6/6 with nearly 3 steals and a block per game, 64% TS, 31 PER, .300 WS/48, +18 points per 100, #1 in the entire league in EPM, and has OKC with a 7+ SRS. Statistically this is approaching all time great stuff.

DingleJerry · Post #29 » by **DingleJerry** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:00 pm

Prez wrote:Knew SGA was having another great season but didn’t realize how great. The numbers are pretty wild - 30/6/6 with nearly 3 steals and a block per game, 64% TS, 31 PER, .300 WS/48, +18 points per 100, #1 in the entire league in EPM, and has OKC with a 7+ SRS. Statistically this is approaching all time great stuff.

Yup, I was in early on him too but still never thought this good. Big thing to note is the team winning too. They won way more than expected last year and are doing great again now. Way ahead of schedule from what people would've said 2-3 years ago.

Too bad we didn't find a way to get ahold of a guy like him or Haliburton before they blew up.

Ron Swanson · Post #30 » by **Ron Swanson** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:01 pm

SGA's the clear MVP right now IMO, and even Jokic/Embiid fans are struggling to admit it.

MikeIsGood · Post #31 » by **MikeIsGood** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:16 pm

It's a good time to be a card-carrying SGA and Fox fan club member.

Baddy Chuck · Post #32 » by **Baddy Chuck** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:34 pm

Read on Twitter

They really got scared into signing an enforcer.

GoldenAntlers · Post #33 » by **GoldenAntlers** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:41 pm

Baddy Chuck wrote:

Read on Twitter

They really got scared into signing an enforcer.

Both hilarious and inconsequential.

VooDoo7 · Post #34 » by **VooDoo7** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 10:51 pm

Idiots.

Read on Twitter

chonestown · Post #35 » by **chonestown** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:39 pm

It's Fk Karl Malone O'clock here at Chonestown HQ.

Read on Twitter

Vernon Maxwell was right about them Utah fans, too.

SupremeHustle · Post #36 » by **SupremeHustle** » Thu Dec 14, 2023 11:42 pm

emunney wrote:I actually just watched this incident for the first time. What in tarnation.

Look at Yosemite Sam over here.

stellation · Post #37 » by **stellation** » Fri Dec 15, 2023 2:05 am

Luka with a lazy 19 points and 4 assists in 10 minutes to start against Minnesota.

blazza18 · Post #38 » by **blazza18** » Fri Dec 15, 2023 2:09 am

stellation wrote:Luka with a lazy 19 points and 4 assists in 10 minutes to start against Minnesota.

And like 4 death stares at the official who T'd him up

stellation · Post #39 » by **stellation** » Fri Dec 15, 2023 2:18 am

Touch wood, touch wood, touch wood... but... scared to jinx it... nice to see our guy Dante get a bit of a run at it

emunney · Post #40 » by **emunney** » Fri Dec 15, 2023 2:32 am

SupremeHustle wrote:
emunney wrote:I actually just watched this incident for the first time. What in tarnation.

Look at Yosemite Sam over here.

Why of all the rassle frassin no good galootin