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Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:25 am**

Where's Kohl? His jump rope is ready.

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:26 am**

had i not known better, it looks like redd trying to get back on the floor for the fourth against the heat.

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:26 am**

trwi7 wrote:Where's Kohl? His jump rope is ready.

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:27 am**

And now for your pregame entertainment, Criss Angel.

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:30 am**

I thought of one that made me laugh...

But it is politically incorrect and about slavery... I'm guessing I'd get banned for it.... So I'll just keep it to myself.

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:31 am**

"oh, oh, Oh, Oh, OH AND 1"

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:32 am**

LukePliska wrote:I thought of one that made me laugh...

But it is politically incorrect and about slavery... I'm guessing I'd get banned for it.... So I'll just keep it to myself.

Just mentioning it makes you sound....not smart

Whats up with all this kind of talk tonight?

:wavefinger:

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:33 am**

Redd: Just give me one more shot! One more! I can win us the game!

Guy in red: I got him Coach K! Quick! Draw up an inside play to Yi!

Guy in white: Wait... who's got Williams??

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:34 am**

"Michael Ruffin's New Plan to Become 6'10"

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:37 am**

"Getting the heave ho."

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:45 am**

Michael Redd and two Bucks' trainers play "Braveheart" during a timeout.

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:49 am**

Michael Redd Fathead Night? Man the Miami "Hoop Troop" is old!

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 8:10 am**

redd has a giant vein in his left leg.

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 8:18 am**

Where tug o' war happens.

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 3:06 pm**

"Look, I don't know either but God told me it would work..."

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 7:12 pm**

"We don't care that you don't want to be Yao's second option, GET OUT OF HERE."

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 10:04 pm**

+

"Ready? Grab an end!"

"Hey guys, I just wanted to say thanks for holding my mouthguard this year... you've been great... here have another drink! I'll hold that for you."
+

"What a great guy!"

"Here's your cracker back, and Merry Christmas guys!!"

"What a great guy... okay, 1, 2, 3 PULL"
CRACK!
"Uh-oh"

"aaaaaaaaahhhhahahahhahahahahahhahaha.... everything is going to plan...."

Posted: **Thu Jan 3, 2008 10:08 pm**

Cold Crush 24 wrote:Michael Redd Fathead Night? Man the Miami "Hoop Troop" is old!

Isn't every night Michael Redd Fathead night? I mean the guy's got a fat head.

Posted: **Fri Jan 4, 2008 4:08 am**

"In a surprising move local NBA side the Milwaukee Bucks have re-introduced the stretching rack as a form of corporal punishment for over-shooting the ball.
When asked about the effect this was having on him, Bucks shooting guard Michael Redd replied 'It's for the good of the team, within a month i'll be 6'8 and better than T-Mac'.
Bucks coach Larry Kris, Chris, Kristo..... Larry K steadfastly defended the incident. "If guys aren't playing defense and team ball we're gonna stretch them rather than bench them. You've gotta know if you play on this team and don't do the team things we require it's gonna hurt you, you'll still get minutes, but it will hurt. If Mo doesn't D up we're gonna get out the back waxer' he said.
NBA chief David Stern is said to be investigating whether this could constitute assault and is privately said to be pleased as this could be the final straw he needs to relocate the team to Las Vegas. He publicly denied this however 'I love Milwaukee, they make Miller out there right? Brewtown has much more going for it than Vegas.'

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