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From Letterman


Top 10 Questions on the job application for New York Knicks President:

10. Are you deeply commited to sucking?

9. Any suggestions for new ways to rip-off fans and overplay players?

8. Can you promise to deliver New York a winning team within 25 years?

7. Are you a cop?

6. Are you cool with Isiah Thomas calling you "bitch"?

5. Can you transform this team from laughing stock to lovable losers?

4. How much do you think we could get for a naked photo of Yao Ming?

3. Do you mind the circus making the arena smell "elephanty"?

2. Do you have any friends who can play center, power forward, point guard, or shooting guard?

1. Are you insane?

I hate ppl that dont know **** bout basketball or the knicks, talk about them....Its become annoying as hell, but what can we do.....this is what we have become, thanx to our front office

the other day I heard two guys on the A train talkin bout the knicks....first theyre both complaining bout how much the knicks suck....then one of them says Isiah sucks cuz he didnt trade up to draft LeBron, like the Giants did with Eli......then the other one recommends the Knicks trade a package of Marbury, n a couple of other knicks for LeBron....ppl r fu.cken idiots

kNiCk_PriDe wrote:I hate ppl that dont know **** bout basketball or the knicks talk about them....Its become annoying as hell, but what can we do.....this is what we have become, thanx to our front office

the other day I heard to guys on the A train talkin bout the knicks....first their both complaining bout how much the knicks suck....then one of them says Isiah sucks cuz he didnt trade up to draft LeBron, like the Giants did with Eli......then the other one recommends the Knicks trade a package of Marbury, n a couple of other knicks for LeBron....ppl r fu.cken idiots

I ride that same train.

5-7 are hilarious by the way.

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I ride that same train.

lol, yeah i take it to 59th street from penn n back....go to john jay

NyKnicks1714 wrote:From Letterman


Top 10 Questions on the job application for New York Knicks President:

10. Are you deeply commited to sucking?

9. Any suggestions for new ways to rip-off fans and overplay players?

8. Can you promise to deliver New York a winning team within 25 years?

7. Are you a cop?

6. Are you cool with Isiah Thomas calling you "bitch"?

5. Can you transform this team from laughing stock to lovable losers?

4. How much do you think we could get for a naked photo of Yao Ming?

3. Do you mind the circus making the arena smell "elephanty"?

2. Do you have any friends who can play center, power forward, point guard, or shooting guard?

1. Are you insane?

Letter man How do you miss the most glaring need of them all, small forward.

And I agree 5-7 is the funniest ones.