Unofficial crazy optimism thread

[Goldbum]

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Greatest movie ever

"He deered to kill a King's dare"

I laughed so hard when I read this that my wife was like WTF is so funny...I explained and she just Oh well she'll never understand.

[Tim Lehrbach]

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I laughed so hard when I read this that my wife was like WTF is so funny...I explained and she just Oh well she'll never understand.

haha

they'll never understand

Internet > women

[kinch]

<>>.

[Tim Lehrbach]

blowz my mind, kinch

[Yadadimean]

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haha

they'll never understand

Internet > women

lmao

[Yadadimean]

Blazers will beat the Celtics wednesday.

I would say thats not at all out of the question. I think we have a better team than Washington, and currently Washington is 20-16. That means prior to back to back wins against the Celtics, the Wizards were 18-16. Going into our first game against Boston, we are at 23-14. And don't tell anybody else here, but I think the Blazers are a better team than Washington, no matter what a beast Caron butler has become in the absence of Arenas.

[BlackMamba]

blazers will win this years 1st round playoffs matchup.

[DeezXXnutZ]

Jessica Simpson is going to dump Tony Romo because he's a major Douche and come live with me in my Apt...

[Wizenheimer]

Jessica Simpson is going to dump Tony Romo because he's a major Douche and come live with me in my Apt...

Aha!!....so LMA runs like Tony Romo!

[BigOrangeBalls]

Oden will finish second for rookie of the year.

The Blazers will have the #1 seed in the playoffs.

Kobe will find religion and retire early.

Fernandez will win rookie of the year.

[Yadadimean]

Jessica Simpson is going to dump Tony Romo because he's a major Douche and come live with me in my Apt...

You strike me as a better match for Britney Spears.

[DeezXXnutZ]

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You strike me as a better match for Britney Spears.

As long as I can shave her head next time I'm game...I love stupid, crazy, fine a$$ Blondes....

[Blaze the Nugz]

Looks like another drunk thread

[Yangsing]

*Stolen from Chuck Norris*

There is no 'ctrl' button on Brandon Roy's computer. Brandon Roy is always in control.

Brandon Roy can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Brandon Roy plays in Oregon.

[swede]

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As long as I can shave her head next time I'm game...I love stupid, crazy, fine a$$ Blondes....

LMAO

[mojomarc]

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haha

they'll never understand

Internet > women

That's what I like about you, Tim--you have the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Next thing we know, you'll be claiming you invented the question mark and accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

[DeezXXnutZ]

Definetly this Britney Spears.....







Not this one......

[Fitz303]

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That's what I like about you, Tim--you have the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Next thing we know, you'll be claiming you invented the question mark and accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

When hes incollent, is he placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds? I heard thats pretty standard, really

[mojomarc]

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When hes incollent, is he placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds? I heard thats pretty standard, really

Well, the summers in Rangoon, the luge lessons and the meat helmets were pretty standard. The shorn scrotum, however, was not.


But to each their own