LeTravel and the Crab dribble Thread - Wadette Girliman

cavsfan_osiris · Post #161 » by **cavsfan_osiris** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:52 pm

It was funny as hell to see LeBron say he didn't travel with a straight face. To try and justify it with calling it a crab dribble made it hilarious.

Manny Phresh · Post #162 » by **Manny Phresh** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:41 am

AgentOvechkin08 wrote:
Manny Phresh wrote:Well if you want to go the championship route we have more titles. The argument your gonna bring up next is that you had the last recent champhionship which is true. But we still have more overall. Jock strap?? really??? Is that the best you could come up with? I'm glad you think Cleveland is dumpster of a city because I'm pretty sure we feel the same way about D.C.

You did not just say you have more championships overall....i mean you are just plain stupid or delusional or both. I'd say the third option because
1. Cleveland has like 1 sports title won in the 40s by the indians, which really doesnt count.
2. You really think LeBron is staying in Cleveland. Well in two years you will be the one taking out the tissues. Maybe you can pass some on to other Cavs fans like you or Lebaby himself, since he crys so much.
Oh and i do know nothing about basketball...LeBron has a house in Ohio that is worth 2 million dollars, so he probably wont leave Cleveland, DAMN!! shoulda known that, i do know nothing.

really??? one??? For the record Indians have two world series titles. Browns have 8 titles. When did 1 ever equal 10 titles? 2 million dollars or not thats a waste of money and whats being put into it if he's just bolting for New York. I'm stupid but yet I know that 1 doesnt certainly equal 10 hahahahahahahahaha. Get the kleenex ready Agent... I have a feeling tears of misery are gonna be coming out pretty soon from you

hands11 · Post #163 » by **hands11** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:10 am

Manny Phresh wrote:
AgentOvechkin08 wrote:
Manny Phresh wrote:Well if you want to go the championship route we have more titles. The argument your gonna bring up next is that you had the last recent champhionship which is true. But we still have more overall. Jock strap?? really??? Is that the best you could come up with? I'm glad you think Cleveland is dumpster of a city because I'm pretty sure we feel the same way about D.C.

You did not just say you have more championships overall....i mean you are just plain stupid or delusional or both. I'd say the third option because
1. Cleveland has like 1 sports title won in the 40s by the indians, which really doesnt count.
2. You really think LeBron is staying in Cleveland. Well in two years you will be the one taking out the tissues. Maybe you can pass some on to other Cavs fans like you or Lebaby himself, since he crys so much.
Oh and i do know nothing about basketball...LeBron has a house in Ohio that is worth 2 million dollars, so he probably wont leave Cleveland, DAMN!! shoulda known that, i do know nothing.

really??? one??? For the record Indians have two world series titles. Browns have 8 titles. When did 1 ever equal 10 titles? 2 million dollars or not thats a waste of money and whats being put into it if he's just bolting for New York. I'm stupid but yet I know that 1 doesnt certainly equal 10 hahahahahahahahaha. Get the kleenex ready Agent... I have a feeling tears of misery are gonna be coming out pretty soon from you

Just wondering with all this talk about his 2 million dollar house like that means anything.

You are saying that he won't be able to sell it if he wants because no one would want to live in a house that has crabs dribble ?

Severn Hoos · Post #164 » by **Severn Hoos** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:57 pm

Manny Phresh wrote:really??? one??? For the record Indians have two world series titles. Browns have 8 titles. When did 1 ever equal 10 titles? 2 million dollars or not thats a waste of money and whats being put into it if he's just bolting for New York. I'm stupid but yet I know that 1 doesnt certainly equal 10 hahahahahahahahaha. Get the kleenex ready Agent... I have a feeling tears of misery are gonna be coming out pretty soon from you

Ladies and gentlemen, the comic stylings of Manny Phresh!!!!!!

Dude, you're upset because he didn't give your Indians credit for a World Series win that took place in 1920? Really??? Do you remember that team? And the Browns certainly were a great team in the 50s - but I think it's a bit much to claim 8 titles, since 4 of those were in the All-America Football Conference. Ever heard of it? Yeah, I didn't think so. Now the 4 NFL titles were legit, but counting AAFC titles is like counting WNBA titles. Who cares?

So to recap - the Indians have been playing baseball for 108 seasons with 2 titles. The Browns have been playing in the NFL for 59 years and have 4 titles. The Cavaliers have been in the NBA for 38 years and have 0 titles.

That's 205 seasons of major sports competition, with 6 titles to show for it. For comparison, Boston has 6 titles in this decade alone.

And since 1964, those three teams have competed in 126 seasons and have............ ZERO titles.

In case you want to take a stroll down memory lane, here's ESPN's take on Cleveland's stellar sports history (at least there's one place where Cleveland came in 1st!):

http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/sto ... /cleveland

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #165 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:36 pm

BEFORE

Ernest Byner had the Dog Pound barking tears after his fumble.

AFTER

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earnest_Byner

Byner was traded to the Washington Redskins before the start of the 1989 season for running back Mike Oliphant. In Super Bowl XXVI, in 1992, he caught a touchdown pass in the first quarter, and the Redskins won, giving him the NFL Championship he could not win with the Browns.

Byner was a Pro Bowl selection in 1990 when he ranked fourth in the NFL with 1,219 yards rushing and in 1991 when he ranked fifth in the NFL with 1,048 yards rushing. His time with the Redskins earned him a position as one of the franchise's 70 Greatest Redskins.

I would like to say thank you, Manny Phresh, because this is the most fun I've had this NBA season. Your posts inspire me.

long suffrin' boulez fan · Post #166 » by **long suffrin' boulez fan** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:03 pm

Chocolate City Jordanaire wrote:BEFORE

Ernest Byner had the Dog Pound barking tears after his fumble.

AFTER

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earnest_Byner

Byner was traded to the Washington Redskins before the start of the 1989 season for running back Mike Oliphant. In Super Bowl XXVI, in 1992, he caught a touchdown pass in the first quarter, and the Redskins won, giving him the NFL Championship he could not win with the Browns.

Byner was a Pro Bowl selection in 1990 when he ranked fourth in the NFL with 1,219 yards rushing and in 1991 when he ranked fifth in the NFL with 1,048 yards rushing. His time with the Redskins earned him a position as one of the franchise's 70 Greatest Redskins.

I would like to say thank you, Manny Phresh, because this is the most fun I've had this NBA season. Your posts inspire me.

CCJ for HOF

BigA · Post #167 » by **BigA** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:34 pm

Yeah, the Browns had to leave Cleveland to win a Super Bowl, and today the ex-Browns stand 2 wins away from another Lombardi trophy.

Plus, how many WNBA Attendance Title banners does Cleveland have hanging in the rafters? On second thought, let's forget that one...

hands11 · Post #168 » by **hands11** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:24 pm

hands11 wrote:
JWizmentality wrote:I want King Crabby to do a Travelocity commercial.

Come on JWiz.

Don't tease us with such an awesome idea and then not post a pic you worked up.

That's awesome.

JWiz... Don't make me beg. We need a travelosity graphic with LeTravel.

Also, when did you'll become such a tough crowd? No comment on my nice Cleavageland pics and Lebron's house having Crab dribble in it?

fishercob · Post #169 » by **fishercob** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:48 pm

Bron Bron needs to come get some home cooking in Tenleytown!

AgentOvechkin08 · Post #170 » by **AgentOvechkin08** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:48 pm

When I was saying how many championships Cleveland has won, i didnt count NFL titles. The Browns of CLEVELAND have NO Super Bowls, no NBA titles, ancient baseball titles (2).

Redskins have 3 SB (2 NFL titles)

Bullets/Wizards have 1 title

Orioles/Nationals have a handful combined (Nationals = senators)

Also its funny how you still think he is staying in Cleveland and think I AM going to be crying. HAHA
why would I be the least bit sad if he stays, which isnt even happening.

I know a healthy wizards team could beat the Traveliers and King Crab/Baby/Traveler.
3 playoff series in a row is a fluke because:
1st series: LeBron gets a way with like 8 steps on the one game winner and a million other "crab dribbles" to get to the rim in that series with tap fouls. (hey, it was his first playoff series, David Stern had to let him advance at least 1 round)

2nd series: Wiz not even close to full strength, only Jamison who almost was able to pull a couple wins out himself.

3rd series: Butler and Arenas played hurt, Arenas eventually left never was 100%.

I know a healthy wiz team >>>>>>> traveliers

Manny Phresh · Post #171 » by **Manny Phresh** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:48 am

AgentOvechkin08 wrote:When I was saying how many championships Cleveland has won, i didnt count NFL titles. The Browns of CLEVELAND have NO Super Bowls, no NBA titles, ancient baseball titles (2).

Redskins have 3 SB (2 NFL titles)

Bullets/Wizards have 1 title

Orioles/Nationals have a handful combined (Nationals = senators)

Also its funny how you still think he is staying in Cleveland and think I AM going to be crying. HAHA
why would I be the least bit sad if he stays, which isnt even happening.

I know a healthy wizards team could beat the Traveliers and King Crab/Baby/Traveler.
3 playoff series in a row is a fluke because:
1st series: LeBron gets a way with like 8 steps on the one game winner and a million other "crab dribbles" to get to the rim in that series with tap fouls. (hey, it was his first playoff series, David Stern had to let him advance at least 1 round)

2nd series: Wiz not even close to full strength, only Jamison who almost was able to pull a couple wins out himself.

3rd series: Butler and Arenas played hurt, Arenas eventually left never was 100%.

I know a healthy wiz team >>>>>>> traveliers

They are still titles regardless if they are not super bowls or not. The Wizards injury free have great offense. Maybe they do beat the Cavs if healthy, I don't know. Maybe it'll happen next season.

Manny Phresh · Post #172 » by **Manny Phresh** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:58 am

Chocolate City Jordanaire wrote:BEFORE

Ernest Byner had the Dog Pound barking tears after his fumble.

AFTER

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earnest_Byner

Byner was traded to the Washington Redskins before the start of the 1989 season for running back Mike Oliphant. In Super Bowl XXVI, in 1992, he caught a touchdown pass in the first quarter, and the Redskins won, giving him the NFL Championship he could not win with the Browns.

Byner was a Pro Bowl selection in 1990 when he ranked fourth in the NFL with 1,219 yards rushing and in 1991 when he ranked fifth in the NFL with 1,048 yards rushing. His time with the Redskins earned him a position as one of the franchise's 70 Greatest Redskins.

I would like to say thank you, Manny Phresh, because this is the most fun I've had this NBA season. Your posts inspire me.

I think I'm gonna have more fun this season and despite my trollish actions I really hope you guys get healthy really

hands11 · Post #173 » by **hands11** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:20 am

Manny Phresh wrote:
Chocolate City Jordanaire wrote:BEFORE

Ernest Byner had the Dog Pound barking tears after his fumble.

AFTER

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earnest_Byner

Byner was traded to the Washington Redskins before the start of the 1989 season for running back Mike Oliphant. In Super Bowl XXVI, in 1992, he caught a touchdown pass in the first quarter, and the Redskins won, giving him the NFL Championship he could not win with the Browns.

Byner was a Pro Bowl selection in 1990 when he ranked fourth in the NFL with 1,219 yards rushing and in 1991 when he ranked fifth in the NFL with 1,048 yards rushing. His time with the Redskins earned him a position as one of the franchise's 70 Greatest Redskins.

I would like to say thank you, Manny Phresh, because this is the most fun I've had this NBA season. Your posts inspire me.

I think I'm gonna have more fun this season and despite my trollish actions I really hope you guys get healthy really

Manny makes it to VIP troll list. Classy move Manny.

It's all in good fun. Come on. Post a funny picture of LeTravel. It's cathartic. You'll enjoy it.

sashae · Post #174 » by **sashae** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1PEO1kGhgo

Now that's a travel.

JWizmentality · Post #175 » by **JWizmentality** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:49 pm

hands11 wrote:
hands11 wrote:
JWizmentality wrote:I want King Crabby to do a Travelocity commercial.

Come on JWiz.

Don't tease us with such an awesome idea and then not post a pic you worked up.

That's awesome.

JWiz... Don't make me beg. We need a travelosity graphic with LeTravel.

Also, when did you'll become such a tough crowd? No comment on my nice Cleavageland pics and Lebron's house having Crab dribble in it?

Hey man, I can only do so much. :wink:

Post #176 » by **LyricalRico** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:17 pm

BigA wrote:Plus, how many WNBA Attendance Title banners does Cleveland have hanging in the rafters? On second thought, let's forget that one...

MJG · Post #177 » by **MJG** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:00 pm

A king dribbles in the manner of whatever crustacean he so chooses!

yungal07 · Post #178 » by **yungal07** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:12 pm

fishercob wrote:Bron Bron needs to come get some home cooking in Tenleytown!

lol

Kanyewest · Post #179 » by **Kanyewest** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:29 pm

Post #180 » by **miller31time** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:28 pm

Kanyewest wrote:

He also blamed it completely on his "cold".....

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