A poem--by Ji

Ji · Post #1 » by Ji » Mon May 18, 2009 8:37 pm

Twas the night before the lottery
Real GM’ers clicked their mouse
Looking at a crappy draft board
Hoping for the next eddie House

The players were analyzed by DaT2u with Care
In Hopes that Blake Griffin soon would be there
But the wizards fans were nestled uncomfortably in their beds
While visions of Jordan Hill:( danced in their heads

And Abe in his kerchief and Ernie studying the cap
Had just settled down to try to untangle the crap
When out in Secaucus there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter

Away to the TV I flew like a Flash
To see The knicks jump into the top 3
more David stern rigged trash
In hopes of getting the drafts only Diamond
Now its CCJ hoping we trade for Morris Almond

We move from 2 back to 5 and we groan and frown
We only win lotterys when the top pick is Kwame Fooking Brown
If you’re a wiz fan, this is how the wind blows and the trees sway
Instead of getting Wade in 2003 draft, we end up with Jarvis Hayes

So welcome James Harden or Stephan Curry
Maybe it will help get rid of Deshawn in a hurry
Etan Thomas, what do you think of this prose
Better yet, I cant wait till your contact expires that caused so much woes

closg00 · Post #2 » by **closg00** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:00 pm

Remember Ji, It is critical that you do not start any threads tomorrow thru 10PM EST. We are serious :evil:

IBTL

Dat2U · Post #3 » by **Dat2U** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:01 pm

Ha!!! I can't even hate. Nice one Ji. Keep riding that James Harden bandwagon, you'll just ensure the reverse will happen and we may get Griffin!

Dat2U · Post #4 » by **Dat2U** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:03 pm

Oh yeah Ji, please don't start anymore threads though. PLEASE!!! I beg of you.

BigA · Post #5 » by **BigA** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:06 pm

This is great, thanks Ji.

Ji · Post #6 » by Ji » Mon May 18, 2009 9:08 pm

this is my last thread I start till the Welcome James Harden Thread on Wednesday:(

Post #7 » by **W. Unseld** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:19 pm

I couldn't resist the title and it cracked me up.

pancakes3 · Post #8 » by **pancakes3** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:37 pm

Ji never mentioned Rubio. If/when we draft him, the legend of the Ji-nx will only grow.

Post #9 » by **miller31time** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:39 pm

Keeping this unlocked since it's a reverse-jinx.

You say Harden, Stern says Griffin!

JWizmentality · Post #10 » by **JWizmentality** » Mon May 18, 2009 9:41 pm

Nice one Ji. I nominate for HOF post.

Bickerstaff · Post #11 » by **Bickerstaff** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:32 pm

Ji, you're the only person I've ever set to ignore here, but this made me laugh, you jerk. Nice job.

DaRealHibachi · Post #12 » by **DaRealHibachi** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:41 pm

Ji is the shizzle, that last piece was sick lol...

Anyway, if we get Griffin, I vote Ji for Mod...

Yeah i said it...

Post #13 » by **nate33** » Mon May 18, 2009 11:53 pm

Good stuff, Ji!

WizBiz · Post #14 » by **WizBiz** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:22 am

I approve of this poem. :thumbsup:

closg00 · Post #15 » by **closg00** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:31 am

It was nice-job Ji, i bet it's the only poem on the boards.

FreeBalling · Post #16 » by **FreeBalling** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:37 am

Well done Ji, wonder what ET would have to say?

mohammed10 · Post #17 » by **mohammed10** » Tue May 19, 2009 2:45 am

JWizmentality wrote:Nice one Ji. I nominate for HOF post.

Agree...ante up x 2

Ji · Post #18 » by Ji » Tue May 19, 2009 2:54 am

FreeBalling wrote:Well done Ji, wonder what ET would have to say?

agree....i fixed it:)

doclinkin · Post #19 » by **doclinkin** » Tue May 19, 2009 5:23 am

closg00 wrote:It was nice-job Ji, i bet it's the only poem on the boards.

Shee-oot. Don't depress me. There's a 20+ page thread in the mythical 'archives' with licks and lyrics that won't be repeated nor recreated never ever. Serves a fellow right for typing an only-draft in a transient medium like digital script. Like Buddhist sand paintings, a mandala, all life and beauty exists for but a moment.

Now I'm sad. Leaving the thread. Back to visualizing happy thoughts...

eltacoman · Post #20 » by **eltacoman** » Tue May 19, 2009 5:41 am

May the force be with u Ji di , and spoil the evil Sith Lord Sterns plans to enhance his beloved Evil Empire the New York Knicks :lol:

all soo he could lure Labron Vader to the dark side :lol: