WE REPRESENT THE LOLLIPOP GUILD!!!!

ZonkertheBrainless · Post #1 » by **ZonkertheBrainless** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:31 am

Thread in appreciation of Earl Boykins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The little engine that can in the fourth quarter!

JWizmentality · Post #2 » by **JWizmentality** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:35 am

Earl Boykins can cure cancer.

Post #3 » by **miller31time** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:38 am

Might be the best thread title ever.

Regarding Boykins....

M-V-P

M-V-P

M-V-P

TheKingOfVa360 · Post #4 » by **TheKingOfVa360** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:40 am

MVP, MVP, MVP. Earl Boykins is God reincarnated in a 5 foot 5 inch body

wermolwermol777 · Post #5 » by **wermolwermol777** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:42 am

For someone you bring in to help out an injury devastated backcourt - he is a freaking steal.

Wizards2Lottery · Post #6 » by **Wizards2Lottery** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:45 am

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DaRealHibachi · Post #7 » by **DaRealHibachi** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:46 am

MVP

/thread

Ed Wood · Post #8 » by **Ed Wood** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:58 am

DaRealHibachi · Post #9 » by **DaRealHibachi** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 3:05 am

Ed Wood wrote:

HOF

20MexicanosIn1Van · Post #10 » by **20MexicanosIn1Van** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 3:05 am

If Earl was just 6 ft 0, he'd be better than a prime Allen Iverson.

-Just as quick, if not quicker.
-Got the handles.
-Better at running the offense.
-Better defender.
-Better attitude.

Disclaimer: I know bashing A.I's career is the "in thing" to do, but I mean no disrespect to him.

Post #11 » by **miller31time** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 3:11 am

Ed Wood wrote:

JWizmentality · Post #12 » by **JWizmentality** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 4:19 am

EARL BOYKINS is THE MOST CLUTCH PLAYER in the WORLD.

At birth, he slapped the doctor for slapping him.

He has made the Allstar Team....without ever being on the ballot.

He once scored 40pts in his own basket....so the other team would have a handicap.

He performed a full colonoscopy to remove his shoe stuck in the referee's ass who had called a foul on him....using nothing but Caron Butler's chewed game straw.

He once had a turnover....just to see how it felt.

EARL BOYKINS IS

THE MOST CLUTCH PLAYER IN THE WORLD

Donkey McDonkerton · Post #13 » by **Donkey McDonkerton** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 4:32 am

Earl the squirrel

Post #14 » by **nate33** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 4:46 am

JWizmentality wrote:EARL BOYKINS is THE MOST CLUTCH PLAYER in the WORLD.

At birth, he slapped the doctor for slapping him.

He has made the Allstar Team....without ever being on the ballot.

He once scored 40pts in his own basket....so the other team would have a handicap.

He performed a full colonoscopy to remove his shoe stuck in the referee's ass who had called a foul on him....using nothing but Caron Butler's chewed game straw.

He once had a turnover....just to see how it felt.

EARL BOYKINS IS

THE MOST CLUTCH PLAYER IN THE WORLD

ZonkertheBrainless · Post #15 » by **ZonkertheBrainless** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 1:21 pm

omg jwiz that was hilarious

Donkey McDonkerton · Post #16 » by **Donkey McDonkerton** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:35 pm

ZonkertheBrainless · Post #17 » by **ZonkertheBrainless** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 2:43 pm

and Jwiz gets the shout out at the bullets forever blog, nice.

keynote · Post #18 » by **keynote** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 4:44 pm

Great stuff in this thread, Jwiz! :lol:

GhostsOfGil · Post #19 » by **GhostsOfGil** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 5:04 pm

20MexicanosIn1Van wrote:If Earl was just 6 ft 0, he'd be better than a prime Allen Iverson.

-Just as quick, if not quicker.
-Got the handles.
-Better at running the offense.
-Better defender.
-Better attitude.

Disclaimer: I know bashing A.I's career is the "in thing" to do, but I mean no disrespect to him.

i was thinking hte same thing. if this guy was 6 foot + he would be one of the best players in the leauge.

GhostsOfGil · Post #20 » by **GhostsOfGil** » Thu Dec 3, 2009 5:05 pm

did earl ever win 6th man award?