Would Current MJ win the WNBA MVP?

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Would Current MJ win the WNBA MVP? 

Post#1 » by He Hate Me » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:15 am

Only entirely serious answers please.
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Post#2 » by J~Rush » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:16 am

I need video tape of Current MJ playing competitive basketball to accurately answer your question.
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Post#3 » by magicfan4life05 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:18 am

yes
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Re: Would Current MJ win the WNBA MVP? 

Post#4 » by Buckeye-NBAFan » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:18 am

He Hate Me wrote:Only entirely serious answers please.


He would be the MDP in the WNBA. Shaq-like. No one could handle him in the post.
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Post#5 » by crzy » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:22 am

Kwame Brown would be the WNBA MVP
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Post#6 » by exkonvict » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:23 am

He would score 100


















































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Post#8 » by MagicFan3 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:23 am

MJ at 70 would be WNBA MVP.
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Post#9 » by telele » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:24 am

crzyyafrican wrote:Kwame Brown would be the WNBA MVP


lol I doubt that cracker would even make the MVP list lol.
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Post#10 » by treis » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:26 am

MJ would be one of the tallest and most athletic players in the league. He'd absolutely dominate in the post, and be the MVP easily.
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Post#11 » by Man_Up » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:27 am

Yes
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Post#12 » by ice9 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:52 am

Yes. Here are the 4 biggest women in the WNBA:
Małgorzata Dydek (7'3")
Katie Feenstra (6'8" 240 lbs)
Lindsay Taylor (6'8" 200 lbs)
Maria Stepanova (6'8", 187 lbs)

Who the hell is gonna be able to handle MJ on the block? MJ would be too tall, too strong, too heavy, too athletic, and too good.
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Post#13 » by Spykes » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:56 am

Current Barkely could probably be the WNBA MVP.
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Post#14 » by Flite » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:59 am

Easily. 4 years ago he averaged 20 PPG in the NBA. No woman from the WNBA could even think about being a 20 point scorer in the league.
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Post#15 » by Quiet-Storm » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:04 am

Flite wrote:Easily. 4 years ago he averaged 20 PPG in the NBA. No woman from the WNBA could even think about being a 20 point scorer in the league.


You couldnt handle her in the post baby!

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And this one would choke slam you if you tried to play defence on her.

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Post#16 » by CBS7 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:23 am

Thats more then fairly disgusting.
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Post#17 » by Quiet-Storm » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:25 am

_CBS7_ wrote:Thats more then fairly disgusting.

Say that to her face!!!! CHOKE-SLAM
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Post#18 » by Cevap » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:30 am

i could be the mvp of the wnba if need be.
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Post#19 » by RockTHECasbah » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:36 am

With his dick tied behind his back.
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Post#20 » by Albanian Damien » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:41 am

IIRC Jordan went to a bobcats practice and beat all their guards in one on one. If MJ could beat J-Rich in a one on one than he more skills than necessary to become the WNBA MVP. In fact if he stays healthy his team would probably go undefeated through the whole season and post season.
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