Karl Malone Impregnated 13 Year Old (when he was 21)

[jsim]

because this is utah, where there are more men per capita than anywhere else in the US who like their girls very young and preferably related.

Does your middle school let you make up statistics? Or did you take an advanced 5th grade class in not knowing what the hell you're taking about.

In a scientific poll of 500 males between the ages of 15-60 in Salt Lake City in 2006:

47% said they had at least one sexual encounter with a daughter, grand daughter, niece, or grand niece
12% said they had at least one sexual encounter with their mothers, grandmothers, aunts, or grandaunts
37% said they had at least one sexual encounter with their cousin

All the above agreed that homosexuality, Islam, communism and China were 'peversions of God'

The remaining 4% were passing through on holiday to the Grand Canyon.

[Nate505]

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In a scientific poll of 500 males between the ages of 15-60 in Salt Lake City in 2006:

47% said they had at least one sexual encounter with a daughter, grand daughter, niece, or grand niece
12% said they had at least one sexual encounter with their mothers, grandmothers, aunts, or grandaunts
37% said they had at least one sexual encounter with their cousin

All the above agreed that homosexuality, Islam, communism and China were 'peversions of God'

The remaining 4% were passing through on holiday to the Grand Canyon.

I'm impressed...that you were able to spell "scientific" right.

[itsmrhappy]

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In a scientific poll of 500 males between the ages of 15-60 in Salt Lake City in 2006:

47% said they had at least one sexual encounter with a daughter, grand daughter, niece, or grand niece
12% said they had at least one sexual encounter with their mothers, grandmothers, aunts, or grandaunts
37% said they had at least one sexual encounter with their cousin

All the above agreed that homosexuality, Islam, communism and China were 'peversions of God'

The remaining 4% were passing through on holiday to the Grand Canyon.

Do you have a source or a link for this?

[Chubby Chaser]

I agree. Malone should of never had a career because of this. It's been a day since this post has been up but it's still disgusting. The Jazz should get rid of any relations and evidence of Karl Malone.

[DelaneyRudd]

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Do you have a source or a link for this?

Of course he doesn't. He is just trolling.

[HumbleBumbleBee]

Somewhere Shawn Kemp is laughing...

[The Rebel]

In a scientific poll of 500 males between the ages of 15-60 in Salt Lake City in 2006:

47% said they had at least one sexual encounter with a daughter, grand daughter, niece, or grand niece
12% said they had at least one sexual encounter with their mothers, grandmothers, aunts, or grandaunts
37% said they had at least one sexual encounter with their cousin

All the above agreed that homosexuality, Islam, communism and China were 'peversions of God'

The remaining 4% were passing through on holiday to the Grand Canyon.

You do realize that with your bigoted hate and stereotypes of an entire state it is you who looks like the uneducated dunce right. Maybe you should take a look at your own life, family, and friends.

And for the record I am not mormon, do not live in Utah, hate most Jazz fans, and think that Malone should be in jail right now.

[Ribalding]

By the way, I voted 'no' on the poll question. This can't tarnish Malone's legacy. It's impossible, because you have to possess something before you can tarnish it.

This can only improve his legacy. After all, this does make Malone the best NBA player in history to have raped a child. (Something like Stephen Jackson being the best NBA player to have brandished a firearm in public.) Malone is now the champion of something. Yayyy!!!! They should give him a prize or plaque or some kind of recognition for this auspicious achievement. Perhaps a ring? He's always wanted one of those.

"Greatest Pedophile Power Forward Of All Time" Can you fit that on a ring?

[GJense4181]

You people underestimate the laws of sexual attraction.
If it weren't taboo, and not discouraged or encouraged, I'm sure many of you would sleep with a girl soon after she hit puberty.
Teenage mothers were the norm for nearly the entirety of human history, and the onset of ovulation appears to be occuring at earlier ages than ever.

So. If many of YOU grew up in an area where this wasn't frowned upon or consistently enforced, and knew that YOU could get away with it, YOU would bag a 13 year old. Old enough to bear children=>old enough to have sex=>old enough to have sexual urges=>some man will mate with you.

[DelaneyRudd]

By the way, I voted 'no' on the poll question. This can't tarnish Malone's legacy. It's impossible, because you have to possess something before you can tarnish it.

Although...now that I think about it....this does make Malone the best NBA player in history to have raped a child. Something like Stephen Jackson being the best NBA player to have brandished a firearm in public.

GOAT!

I am sure one of Wilt's girls lied about age. At least Deshawn Stevenson is #1 among those convicted. Deshawn is #1 in something, hooray!

[Texas Longhorns]

Karl Malone, the colored negro who lived.

[Blame Rasho]

I think there is nothing more that can be said that will be productive. If someone thinks differently message me and I will consider unlocking this thread