Add any fictional basketball player to the NBA

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Who would you add into the NBA

Air Up There African
5
10%
Jesus Shuttlesworth
15
31%
Brendan Frasier 7'5 (Bedazzled)
12
24%
Teen-Wolf
12
24%
SPANISH!
1
2%
other
4
8%
 
Total votes: 49

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Post#41 » by Boognish » Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:46 am

philip seymore hoffman from along came polly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K2v2XFYg_Q
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Post#42 » by Kabookalu » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:11 am

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Post#43 » by Bank Shot » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:24 am

Rocky from 3 Ninjas. He's like 9 but can throw down alley oops and dunk from the three point line...in JEANS!

Can you say UPSIDE?

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Post#44 » by DelaneyRudd » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:30 am

The Newport Beach Neo-Nazis.
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Post#45 » by EiRON » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:31 am

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Rukawa Kaede


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Post#46 » by CatNation » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:41 am

TheSheriff wrote:Lewis Scott- Celtic Pride
Who else has on their resume a massive 2nd half comeback, versus the celtics, in the OId Boston Garden, in Game 7? No one!
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Jazz win! How come Malone and Stockton could never do this?


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Post#47 » by mattyj » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:57 am

lakersfr wrote:philip seymore hoffman from along came polly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K2v2XFYg_Q


haha win!

but i'd have to go with Billy Hoyle
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Post#48 » by Don Ford » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:29 am

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Fletch, he truly defines grace under pressure.
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Post#49 » by AdamTheGreek » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:57 am

I was surprised it took this long for there to be a Fletch mention.


There's some good choices, but I'm gonna go with 7'5" Elliot Richards. I seriously like to see a guy dunk from half court. :D


Wow, we have a 3-way tie.
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Post#50 » by heh8me2 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:20 am

I voted for Jesus, but what about Derek Vinyard from American History X? I would've picked him easy, dude can throw it down for a tiny white guy with no explanation for his hops.

or Lamar Odom, but only when he played for the Coolidge Chickadees in Van Wilder.

That was the last time I thought he was good
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Post#51 » by Roger Murdock » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:35 am

Air bud, or Teen Wolfs teammate who lights **** up.
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Post#52 » by Boognish » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:46 am

mattyj wrote:
lakersfr wrote:philip seymore hoffman from along came polly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K2v2XFYg_Q


haha win!

but i'd have to go with Billy Hoyle


crap, i totally forgot white men can't jump

Billy Hoyle has my vote. Rosie Perez squealing "Billie, what'd you do with the money?!?!" hahaha
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Post#53 » by DelaneyRudd » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:57 am

heh8me2 wrote:I voted for Jesus, but what about Derek Vinyard from American History X? I would've picked him easy, dude can throw it down for a tiny white guy with no explanation for his hops.

ahem. I already got the whole team mentioned.
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Post#54 » by DanoMac » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:23 am

Jesse Codsopolis from Full House after Kareem Abdul-Jabbar introduces him to his sweet spot. Jesse is absolute butter. Mullet is necessary of course.

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Post#55 » by RobertGlory » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:36 am

i want ed monix on my team... dude has the heart of a champion
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Post#56 » by TheSheriff » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:50 pm

how is Jesus beating to unbeatable reg a 7'5" center who "smashed to bits wilt Chamberlain's here-to-unbeatable record of a 100 points in a single basketball game, set in Hersey Pennsylvanian, all those years ago"?

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