kurtkbain wrote:
That's disgusting.
His forearms look 2x bigger than his biceps. Guhhhh.
Constant fapping does this.
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WTF Yi Jianlian
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by Eastfan on Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:18 pm
That's disgusting.
His forearms look 2x bigger than his biceps. Guhhhh.
Constant fapping does this.
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by J-Rich- on Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:55 pm
Yi will definitly be suspended for roids this season
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by Sn0wman on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:21 pm
First he fakes his age and now this...
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by hoop_head on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:24 pm
What's with his face in the picture? Is he in awe of himself, or is he farting?
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by Sn0wman on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:27 pm
hoop_head wrote:What's with his face in the picture? Is he in awe of himself, or is he farting?
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by marcroboy on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:27 pm
Eastfan wrote:kurtkbain wrote:
That's disgusting.
His forearms look 2x bigger than his biceps. Guhhhh.
Constant fapping does this.
I think it might be the screwed up mirror. There's a mirror in my gym that literally widens me by 30%. People love flexing their biceps in front of that mirror lol.
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by Beefsicle on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:29 pm
I'd love to see a badass Ivan Drago-like training montage for Yi.
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by Durantula35 on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:34 pm
lol epic offseason thread is epic. Yi's still gonna suck regardless.
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by Jaykoolzboy on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:47 pm
If somehow he's still relatively fast and quick as last two seasons, going with some confidence serum, plus his Roid built body, I see this guy going for 20/9 next season.
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by Durantula35 on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:50 pm
Jaykoolzboy wrote:If somehow he's still relatively fast and quick as last two seasons, going with some confidence serum, plus his Roid built body, I see this guy going for 20/9 next season.
I think he might rival Beasley's 35/9
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by supbro on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:52 pm
Eastfan wrote:kurtkbain wrote:
That's disgusting.
His forearms look 2x bigger than his biceps. Guhhhh.
Constant fapping does this.
Wow!! If we can somehow supplant Yi's body onto Bargnani, Raps fans will be estactic.
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by magicman1978 on Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:03 pm
hoop_head wrote:What's with his face in the picture? Is he in awe of himself, or is he farting?
Pretty sure he is lifting weights. He's probably got a barbell in his hands. His forearms look bigger due to an optical illusion because they are closer to the mirror.
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by wireonfire on Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:30 pm
CodyB wrote:AUSSIE FANS - Is that Brian Goorjian in the background?
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Not an aussie fan, but that is him. He is a special assist to the CNT.
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Re: WTF Yi Jianlian
by Doo Doo_Brown on Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:01 pm
magicman1978 wrote:hoop_head wrote:What's with his face in the picture? Is he in awe of himself, or is he farting?
Pretty sure he is lifting weights. He's probably got a barbell in his hands. His forearms look bigger due to an optical illusion because they are closer to the mirror.
He's obviously doing upright rows, which is why his forearms and delts are flexed like that. Well, not obvious to most of the commentators since they don't lift weights
Some of you people who are claiming he's using steroids need to actually get into a gym. There are lots of guys at my gym bigger and more ripped than he is and they work 9-5 jobs. It's not that hard if you have enough money to experiment on which supplement stack gives you the best results and eat enough. Yi is a pro athlete, so he has more than enough money to spend on high quality food, supplements and he can spend the entire day in the gym if he wants.
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