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Post#1 » by jsimon » Mon Jun 2, 2008 6:11 am

Hey fellas,

I haven't been around all year, but obviously I've watched every minute of every game, and couldn't be happier. We are where we thought (hoped) we'd be. I thought Red's ghost was going to land us Oden or Durant... well we got a Celtics-Lakers Finals instead.

Just wanted to say hi to everyone from sunny Hawaii, Celtic's capital of the Pacific. Enjoy the Finals!!!

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Post#2 » by 15th overall » Mon Jun 2, 2008 6:34 am

Welcome back, jsimon. Your relentlessness has been missed. Jump back in that fire and start throwing haymakers, kid.

I aint buying any porn though. Piracy is the way to go, or when feeling lazy [unspecified websites with free streaming pornography] gets the job done. You in the business or something? Wanna hook me up with a scene? Maybe with Nautica Thorn? Love those mixed asians.
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Post#3 » by jsimon » Mon Jun 2, 2008 6:57 am

15th overall wrote:Welcome back, jsimon. Your relentlessness has been missed. Jump back in that fire and start throwing haymakers, kid.

I aint buying any porn though. Piracy is the way to go, or when feeling lazy youporn.com gets the job done. You in the business or something? Wanna hook me up with a scene? Maybe with Nautica Thorn? Love those mixed asians.


Of course I'm in the biz... that's why I stopped spending all day here, my bottom line was hurting too bad lol...

Figured I'd check in at this point though just to show a little solidarity. Enjoy the games...
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Post#4 » by BillessuR6 » Mon Jun 2, 2008 7:12 am

Good to see you post again, jsimon. I figured porn mafia kidnapped you or something... :lol:
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Post#5 » by tlee324 » Mon Jun 2, 2008 8:46 am

It's nice to see some folks returning just in time for the Finals.

Now just ignore the clowns that try to call you out for your fandom of Al Jefferson and Gerald Green, and you'll be fine.
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Post#6 » by Kefa461 » Mon Jun 2, 2008 9:25 am

Good to see you again.... 8)
WE ARE CELTIC NATION
17 TITLES, ON TO #18.
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Post#7 » by John Locke » Mon Jun 2, 2008 10:25 am

You've been missed...
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Post#8 » by ArmstrongInGreen » Mon Jun 2, 2008 11:12 am

porn in hawaii, i don't blame you for movin on...
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Post#9 » by DorfonCeltics » Mon Jun 2, 2008 1:45 pm

Jsimon my man, good to have you back around. Why don't you stay a while?

15th overall, be careful, I got suspended last year for posting a link to a porn site with out a warning first. I actually think it was the exactly same link. I guess RealGM frowns on this type of thing. You might want to edit it out.
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Post#10 » by TommyPoints » Mon Jun 2, 2008 1:49 pm

Stick around and post again, you were always one of my favorite posters to read. Go C's and Gamecocks too!
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Post#11 » by CeltsfaninDC » Mon Jun 2, 2008 2:00 pm

welcome back

did you come back to gloat about how great Oden is or how the Timberwolves just killed everybody now that they have AJeff and the Cs are stuck with KG. Think of how great this team would have been had we kept the #5 and picked Ji or Yi or whatever the hell his name is.....
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Post#12 » by tombattor » Mon Jun 2, 2008 3:02 pm

Welcome back Jsimon. Now all you have to do is tell me how good Cassell is and we'll be back fighting again... :lol:
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Post#13 » by grantlongforpresident » Mon Jun 2, 2008 3:14 pm

Jsimon lost interest when his binkies were traded.
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Post#14 » by MyInsatiableOne » Mon Jun 2, 2008 3:52 pm

I don't understand the title of this thread...:dontknow:
It's still 17 to 11!!!!
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Post#15 » by tlee324 » Mon Jun 2, 2008 3:54 pm

jsimon likes pornography. it's really not that complicated.
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Post#16 » by Athanacropolis » Mon Jun 2, 2008 3:54 pm

MyInsatiableOne wrote:I don't understand the title of this thread...:dontknow:


Jsimon works in the industry.
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Post#17 » by DorfonCeltics » Mon Jun 2, 2008 3:55 pm

MyInsatiableOne wrote:I don't understand the title of this thread...:dontknow:


Cuz he slangs that **** like it's a crack.
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Post#18 » by TommyPoints » Mon Jun 2, 2008 4:18 pm

jsimon is Lexington Steele
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Post#19 » by MyInsatiableOne » Mon Jun 2, 2008 4:36 pm

Athanacropolis wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Jsimon works in the industry.


I see...
It's still 17 to 11!!!!
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Post#20 » by jsimon » Mon Jun 2, 2008 5:06 pm

Thanks for the welcome back everyone, though I probably won't be able to post much. As much as I want to engage in some heated debate with CeltfaninDC and Tombattor, I really don't have much to complain about or disagree with at the moment. I don't think about Jefferson much anymore, as one would expect. Out of sight, out of mind. And Sam has been pitiful, so I can't argue that. Gabe Pruitt better be ready to backup Rondo out of the gate next year or we are going to need to sign someone, obviously...

I have to admit, I do sometimes dream about what could have been if we had kept the youth and we're able to have added Horford. He and Jefferson and Perkins would have been the best young fronline in the game. But I digress...

Oh, and grantlongforprez, you know I didn't lose interest, just had to spend more time slinging smut. I've seen every second of play this year...

Go Celts, and please - for the love of all that is good - buy more porn.
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