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Post#1 » by Collinto » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:20 pm

Shaq is certainly not the best rapper in the world...but this is pretty entertaining. IMHO.

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Post#2 » by greenbeans » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:38 pm

horrible rapping, great points though
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Post#3 » by Celtics_Champs » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:12 pm

Kobe ratted out shaq?? When, and to who??

EDIT:^^ nvm. Just read about it.

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Post#4 » by meatball sub » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:26 pm

LOL that's hilarious! **** Kobe!
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Post#5 » by campybatman » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:44 am

Wow. That many albums... Who bought his first one?



“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever,” O’Neal told ESPN.com Monday. “That is what MC’s do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all.”

O’Neal and Bryant last played together in 2004. After a long-simmering feud came to a boil in public, O’Neal was traded to Miami before the 2004-05 season, and won an NBA championship with the Heat in 2006.

Bryant and the Lakers didn’t reach the finals again until earlier this month, when the Boston Celtics beat them 4-2.

“You know how I be,” Shaq rapped. “Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me.”

O’Neal, who has recorded seven albums, also said he is “the difference between first and last place” and even took a jab at former New York Knicks center Patrick Ewing’s lack of championship rings.


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Post#6 » by Cyclical » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:56 am

"It's like Kareem thinkin he's better than me"

Huh? Kareem IS better than you.
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Post#7 » by bruno sundov » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:07 am

I think it's funny shaq does this raunhcy rap about Kobe.Then tells the media,"I donta want you peoples maken big deal about dis. I don't hate Kobe!!!" That is how he sounds to me when he talks.

Just say the guys is a toolbag and I could care less about him. Wherever Shaq went there has been drama. KB24 is still the drama queen.
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Post#8 » by bruno sundov » Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:08 am

Cyclical wrote:"It's like Kareem thinkin he's better than me"

Huh? Kareem IS better than you.


After Jordan retired for good from the bulls Shaq qas the best player in the L for about 5 years. He was no slouch, I do agree that kareem was better though.
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Post#9 » by Bad-Thoma » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:44 pm

Well, as much as I think Shaq lacks class in general, that is too f'ing funny not to applaud.
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Post#10 » by MyInsatiableOne » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:52 pm

Cyclical wrote:"It's like Kareem thinkin he's better than me"

Huh? Kareem IS better than you.


:nod:
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Post#11 » by Athanacropolis » Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:38 pm

I went to high school with a kid who LOVED Shaq's albums, and would recite lyrics. I kid you not.
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Post#12 » by MyInsatiableOne » Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:19 pm

^^Wow...just....wow :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono:
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Post#13 » by Prophet_C » Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:42 pm

bonsaiflipflops wrote:Wow. That many albums... Who bought his first one?



I did. lol

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Post#14 » by wetsthebed » Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:17 pm

Shaq actually has a greatest hits album.
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Post#15 » by BakersDozen » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:08 pm

Good lord, Shaq needs to stop rapping and start working on Kazaam2 .
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Post#16 » by celticfan42487 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:14 pm

Psh Shaq is the most dominate player of his generation, move over Kobe and MJ!!
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Post#17 » by Rocky5000 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:31 pm

When I was in elementary school, my friend had one of Shaq's tapes. I remember only one song that went:
Do you want me to shoot it? NO!
Do you want to pass it? NO!
Do you want me to slam it? YEAH!

Even as a little kid I remember thinking, well in certain situations, sure you oughta pass it, and even Shaq isn't going to be able to dunk on everyone.
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Post#18 » by campybatman » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:18 am

Life away from basketball. The sad truth of it all. About the compilation CD, four of those players were Celtics.


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2 Much Drama

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B-Ball's Best Kept Secret - Various Artists

Track listing
1. Bamboo - Hip Hop Basketball Genie
2. Check It - Dana Barros
3. Lost In The Sauce - Malik Sealy
4. Mic Check 1-2 - Shaquille O'Neal and Ill Al Skratch
5. Earl The Goat - Bobbito
6. Flow On - Cedric Ceballos and Warren G
7. Anything Can Happen - Brian Shaw
8. Sumptin' To Groove To - Chris Mills
9. From The Bay to L.A. - Sway & King Tech
10. What The Kidd Didd - Jason Kidd and Money B.
11. Funk In The Trunk - J.R. Rider
12. Phat Swoosh - Bobbito
13. All Night Party - Dennis Scott
14. Livin' Legal And Large - Gary Payton
15. D.J. S&S Represents
16. Ya Don't Stop - Dana Barros, Cedric Ceballos, Diamond D, Grand Puba, A.G. and Sadat X

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Eight aka K.o.b.e.

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Moment For Love


And I'll simply list the S. O'Neal albums to spare him the embarrassment. Too late.

Shaq Diesel, Shaq-Fu: Da Return, You Can't Stop The Reign, Respect and Shaquille O'Neal Presents His Superfriends, Volume 1. Also, he'd did albums for the films: Kazaam and Steel and has a Best Of album.
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Post#19 » by campybatman » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:27 am

Shaquille O’Neal will lose his special deputy’s badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center’s use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in 2006 and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse later that year.

“I want his two badges back,” Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they’re fired. I don’t condone this type of racial conduct.”


Shaq gets slapped by sheriff for rap about Bryant
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Post#20 » by DynastyInTheMaking » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:48 am

I found it humorous. debatable about Kareem though.
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