HKL5 - draft done, reviews?

gyro · Post #381 » by **gyro** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:03 am

MGD24 wrote:
gyro wrote:I liked the system you used last year, but ultimately I just want to read about my own awesomeness.

****! Braun! ****!

80 HR right there. Bank on it.

type1DIABEETUS · Post #382 » by **type1DIABEETUS** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:31 pm

The amount of Asians on my team is uncanny. Great strategy by me. Why you may ask? Well for starters they probably know Kung-Fu, they're tough as nails from the weekly Godzilla attacks, and finally they can form the mighty space robot Voltron! Defenders of the universe! But they also have their weaknesses. They love karaoke so they'll probably be up late singing hit me baby one more time. Also they crave womens used panties...they live on that ****.

Soooooo with those stats I predict my team will rank 3rd or 4th by the end of the season.

Post #383 » by **OldNo7** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:21 pm

All rosters entered, league has all set and ready, new waiver priority up.

LarryBonds · Post #384 » by **LarryBonds** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:32 pm

There are no players on my team. I win?

gyro · Post #385 » by **gyro** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:09 pm

I don't have any players either. This league isn't as fun as last year's. I liked how you were able to rotate guys in and out of your lineup, drop players having bad years and pick up replacements from the free agent pool.
I want my money back.

gyro · Post #386 » by **gyro** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:12 pm

Found them! Click on tomorrow's date and there they are.

type1DIABEETUS · Post #387 » by **type1DIABEETUS** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:00 am

You guys should do your own reviews...lazy bastards...

MGD24 · Post #388 » by **MGD24** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:06 am

type1DIABEETUS wrote:You guys should do your own reviews...lazy bastards...

boring.
you do everyones.

type1DIABEETUS · Post #389 » by **type1DIABEETUS** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:10 am

Actually you know what...I mr. Patrick Lovsin will write the team reviews. Stay tuned. I doubt you'll like what I have to say.

MGD24 · Post #390 » by **MGD24** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:41 am

type1DIABEETUS wrote:Actually you know what...I mr. Patrick Lovsin will write the team reviews. Stay tuned. I doubt you'll like what I have to say.

lol well that's a given

LarryBonds · Post #391 » by **LarryBonds** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:49 am

type1DIABEETUS wrote:Actually you know what...I mr. Patrick Lovsin will write the team reviews. Stay tuned. I doubt you'll like what I have to say.

You **** slut

gyro · Post #392 » by **gyro** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:45 am

**** whore

type1DIABEETUS · Post #393 » by **type1DIABEETUS** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:16 pm

So I've decieded to scratch the reviews all together. Screw you guys. Instead I'm going with the final rankings. And before you all start to moan and cry that it's gonna be biased and blah blah blah, I've brought an outsider to rank the teams for me...my cat Lenny. That's right...a cat is gonna rank our teams. I've placed our team names on flash cards and placed them face down on the ground and placed a piece of food on the back of each one for incentive to pick a card. We will be starting from last place and working our way up to first place. And now for year one of Lenny the baseball ranking cat!

Here's the order:

12. Type1
11. Pembie2
10. Hoser_omega
9. Oldno7
8. Asind103
7. Bronxbomber07
6. Insfo
5. Gyro
4. Wreckedangular
3. Mgd24
2. LarryBonds
1. Estar

And to prove that I didn't pick any of these I've made a video. Follow the links in order.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yGO8urQ ... ata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b2FGG1C ... ata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqPkVcpq ... ata_player

Hope you guys are happy.

bronxbombers07 · Post #394 » by **bronxbombers07** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:30 pm

THIS IS AMAZING!!

obviously i have a problem with being picked 7th, because my team is amazing and far better then the top 5 picked, but the process was entertaining and fair.

best reviews ever.

type1DIABEETUS · Post #395 » by **type1DIABEETUS** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:42 pm

Quick update: I had Lenny put down for picking me last. That'll learn em. LEARN EM GOOD!!!

LarryBonds · Post #396 » by **LarryBonds** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:10 pm

Hahaha that was awesome!

Seems pretty accurate too. I finish second to Pujols.

gyro · Post #397 » by **gyro** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:32 pm

Great idea! How can anyone argue with the process? All this means is I have something to prove to Lenny's fat ass this season (if Prince Fielder doesn't eat him first).

MGD24 · Post #398 » by **MGD24** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:08 pm

FINALLY! Some predictions I can agree with. Great job.

I'm glad Dan is placed where he actually will end up and deserves to be with that team.

MGD24 · Post #399 » by **MGD24** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:09 pm

type1DIABEETUS wrote:And to prove that I didn't pick any of these I've made a video. Follow the links in order.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yGO8urQ ... ata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b2FGG1C ... ata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqPkVcpq ... ata_player

Hope you guys are happy.

haha just watched the videos too...that is amazing!

wreckedangular · Post #400 » by **wreckedangular** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:40 pm

bronxbombers07 wrote:THIS IS AMAZING!!

obviously i have a problem with being picked 7th, because my team is amazing and far better then the top 5 picked, but the process was entertaining and fair.

best reviews ever.

youre still doing yours, right?