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Post#25 » by grantlongforpresident » Mon Jun 2, 2008 6:49 pm

Bad-Thoma wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Please, please don't start with the binkies **** again. For a whole year of team suckiness this site sucked too because every arguement on here had to have some moron saying something about someone's binkie. It's about the gayest **** I've ever heard (..not that there's anything wrong with that.)


did your binky get traded too?
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Post#26 » by tombattor » Mon Jun 2, 2008 7:10 pm

grantlongforpresident wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
did your binky get traded too?

Sounds like he did... whaaa :waaa:
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Post#27 » by ParticleMan » Mon Jun 2, 2008 7:56 pm

yo jsimon, howzit???

don't sweat the binky ****, we in da finals, its all good.
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Post#28 » by GonzoLays » Mon Jun 2, 2008 8:32 pm

JSIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My brother from another mother! How have you been? I thought you were dead? Damn, you are still alive! :)

How was is your recovery coming along from the summer of binkinitis? I heard that is a bitch to recover from. Its like a heart attack and a stroke all at the same time.

I know you had it bad, brother. In ONE DAY EIGHT BINKIES GONE!! I mean, how is a brother suppose to recover from that ****? I'm sure when you logged on to the net and saw the headlines that Al Jefferson along with 5 other binkies were traded, you probably fainted right then and there.

Man, its been too long.

Nice to have you back.
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Post#29 » by jsimon » Mon Jun 2, 2008 9:26 pm

Ahhh Gonzo... my purple ass slapping maniac alter ego. Glad to see your still stirring the pot.

Hello to everyone who took a sec to welcome me back...

Since Particleman your basically my twin seperated at birth, at least in terms of Celtic's opinions, I'll just assume you've waged every arguement I would have waged this year, and taken every position I would have taken. Though other than the whole Sam I Am/ Eddie House fiasco, I can't imagine there has been much controversy.

Someone, however, needs to dildo-whip Bill Simmons after our defense shuts down the vaunted Laker offense. The offense of the ages that just beat Denver, possibly the worst defensive team in the league, Utah, who had nobody to stop Kobe, and an entirely drained SA with a half a Manu...
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Post#30 » by Celtics_Champs » Mon Jun 2, 2008 10:25 pm

Hey man! How's the Porn industry? Man does anybody have a link to that legendary thread where jsimon explained what he does. Many laughs!

Anyway, no comment on binkies or all that ****. Just GO CELTICS!
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Post#31 » by wetsthebed » Mon Jun 2, 2008 10:29 pm

Welcome back, I was wondering where you were.
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Post#32 » by jsimon » Mon Jun 2, 2008 10:29 pm

Celtics_Champs wrote:Hey man! How's the Porn industry? Man does anybody have a link to that legendary thread where jsimon explained what he does. Many laughs!

Anyway, no comment on binkies or all that ****. Just GO CELTICS!


I'm still pissed the whole forum once hijacked my avatar...
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Post#33 » by DynastyInTheMaking » Mon Jun 2, 2008 10:33 pm

I always wondered what happened to this guy, now I know I guess.
I despise fans that cheer on a team from up north or one that resembles a dinosaur. oh wait...
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Post#34 » by meatball sub » Mon Jun 2, 2008 11:00 pm

jsimon! You live in **** Hawaii? Now I want to work in porn! Are you more into the Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights type porn with a story line or the more raw, no story, "why does it sound like somebody's clapping?" stuff of the modern era?
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Post#35 » by 15th overall » Mon Jun 2, 2008 11:16 pm

The term "binky" is about as gay a word as "fuschia," "PWND!!1!" and "FABBBULOUS!!" You should revel in the fact that your foes actually use this kind of vocabulary regularly. It gives you an edge before the race even starts.

BTW, I'd also like to see this thread explaining your connection to smut. No idea how I coulda missed a thread like that.

Anyways, who you like at #30, Mr. Simon? I always liked reading your opinions on the draft.



(Also, thanks for the heads up, Dorf. I think the fact that the link wasn't parsed got me some borrowed time. Good looks, man.)
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Post#36 » by Celtic Esquire » Tue Jun 3, 2008 1:18 am

Welcome back dude!

Wasn't the same without you.

Now go pick a fight with RoyHobbs. ;)
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Post#37 » by Prophet_C » Tue Jun 3, 2008 1:24 am

Did somebody say Porn?
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Post#38 » by grantlongforpresident » Tue Jun 3, 2008 1:35 am

Did somebody say Binky?

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