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Ribalding wrote:This double roper of wisdom required a new thread?
Wow.
I'm going to start a thread titled "Hey, why does my toe hurt?"
rag-time4 wrote:Ribalding wrote:This double roper of wisdom required a new thread?
Wow.
I'm going to start a thread titled "Hey, why does my toe hurt?"
Well I didn't see a thread discussing Bonzi Wells and Stromile Swift so I figured I would start one.



Ribalding wrote:rag-time4 wrote:Ribalding wrote:This double roper of wisdom required a new thread?
Wow.
I'm going to start a thread titled "Hey, why does my toe hurt?"
Well I didn't see a thread discussing Bonzi Wells and Stromile Swift so I figured I would start one.
Your logic is unassailable. Your priorities, on the other hand...
(After all, you probably won't see a thread about World B. Free, either. Does that mean one should be started?)

rag-time4 wrote:The Rockets seem to have very little depth at SG/SF, and very little talent at PF/C. Scola and Landry have proven to be decent players when they're playing with Yao, Mutombo, and Artest, who are top-quality players at their positions. Without any of the above 3, I don't think Landry and Scola are good enough by themselves to get the Rockets into the post season.
Wells and Swift are former teammates of Shane Battier, Yao Ming, and Tracy McGrady, so they shouldn't take long to fit in.
Both guys would make the Rockets a much deeper, more talented team.
moofs on the Utah Jazz wrote:Your core blocks are nothing more than inferior residual images of the great, yet still comically insufficient, heroes of your franchise past. But I'd say you have good reason to be confident, yeah.


tha_rock220 wrote:Yeah, but McGrady and Yao aren't on the floor right now. I personally think depth is a bad idea and would prefer to lose and get a good draft pick.

Ribalding wrote:Oh waaaaiiit.
Your original, semi-cogent idea was "Rox should pick up Stromile and Bonzi"??
Oh. I thought you were joking about that part. (It IS a pretty laughable idea, when you consider neither of those guys are even in the LEAGUE any more.) You see how I might get confused.
Meanwhile, I'll stick with World B. Free..or maybe a thread about Dave Cowens.
Kyle Lowry can play the SG, that's true - he's a good, physical player. However, the Rockets give up a lot of height by playing Lowry or Brooks at SG. Combine that with the loss of Yao, Mutombo, and Artest, and you have a Rockets squad that is far weaker defensively than last year's squad. Bonzi Wells isn't a lock-down defender either, but his length allows him to generate some steals. Offensively, he would probably be the Rockets best post-up player with Yao out, and certainly the best post-up player coming off the bench.roxfashoballin wrote:houston is gonna wait if tmac can return, if he can there'll be enough depth at the 2/3, both brooks/lowry can play sg btw . the pf/c will be the same unless there's a big trade w/ tmac, there's a lotta depth there but obvioulsy w/o yao there will be problems. if andersen pans out we're good enough at pf/c, as long as scola and landry can up their game.
i would rather eat a bowl of **** then have bonzi and swift (another GOD **** DAAMED UNDERSIZED PF) return to the team. i am sick of seeing every other team man handling our bigs, its sickening, nightmares, doctor visiits, precribed medicatioin, drug abuse, you name it, it has happened to me, i hope starting next year our frontcourt will be tall
roxfashoballin wrote:its sickening, nightmares, doctor visiits, precribed medicatioin, drug abuse, you name it, it has happened to me, i hope starting next year our frontcourt will be tall

moofs wrote:roxfashoballin wrote:its sickening, nightmares, doctor visiits, precribed medicatioin, drug abuse, you name it, it has happened to me, i hope starting next year our frontcourt will be tall
Dude! One word: re-f**king-prioritize!
The height of the Rockets frontcourt should not have significant negative impact on your health.
Try getting a hobby. If you're still in school, maybe study?
Damn.
Would you go on a 7 month drinking binge if you were a big tennis fan and Andy Roddick missed 5 backhands in a single Grand Slam? Sounds ridiculous, right?