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Postby Sunsman44 on Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:44 pm

"Where 4 Forwards And A Tiny Point Guard In Starting Lineup Happens"

Suns fan here, just thought of a nice new slogan for the Rockets after completing my annual depth chart sheets.

Not an insult. I am rooting for the Rockets and wish them best because I like underdogs - esp. teams who are missing their main one-two punches.

Outside of Phoenix - I'll be rooting for these guys cause the "4 Forwards & A Guard" have a ton of talent - and that includes defensive-minded undersized center Chuck...
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby Mr. E on Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:19 pm

Thanks for the well wishes. A lot of us have been saying that this will be a fun team to watch this season. There's something very liberating about not having any high expectations for the team. Totally stress-free, enjoyable basketball!

As for the slogan: I'm still partial towards: "Chuck Hayes: He looks like Wes Unseld and your team wishes that they had him!" but that's tough to fit on a bumper sticker.
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby jts10 on Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:41 pm

I will go with:

"Houston Rockets! Spotting you 40 million in salary, each game."
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby kam_soluusar on Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:48 am

Rockets Basketball, We give you a Damage Assesment after hitting you with a Truck!
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby Lava Rock Kid on Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:49 pm

Beat me too it, as a Jazz fan. I was going to wish Rockets luck, since they are my new 2nd favorite team in the west. You got to love a team with no real allstars. I think your coach will have this crew playing great and Houston will be in the playoffs again.
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby moofs on Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:57 pm

"We wanted a catchy slogan but decided to trim our front office costs in honor of our player payroll structure. Marketing will return next season. Sorry, folks."
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby College Boy on Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:34 pm

jts10 wrote:I will go with:

"Houston Rockets! Spotting you 40 million in salary, each game."


:lol: Classic :lol:
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby Mr. E on Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:49 pm

"Houston Rockets: Who the hell are these guys?"
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby DiamondX on Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:01 pm

"Houston Rockets": **** Health!
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby kam_soluusar on Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:02 pm

"Houston Rockets Basketball, whooo dat?
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby HTown_TMac on Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:52 pm

DiamondX wrote:"Houston Rockets": **** Health!

dont take it too far..
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby Jimmy76 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:47 am

Sunsman44 wrote:"Where 4 Forwards And A Tiny Point Guard In Starting Lineup Happens"

Suns fan here, just thought of a nice new slogan for the Rockets after completing my annual depth chart sheets.

Not an insult. I am rooting for the Rockets and wish them best because I like underdogs - esp. teams who are missing their main one-two punches.

Outside of Phoenix - I'll be rooting for these guys cause the "4 Forwards & A Guard" have a ton of talent - and that includes defensive-minded undersized center Chuck...


Lava Rock Kid wrote:Beat me too it, as a Jazz fan. I was going to wish Rockets luck, since they are my new 2nd favorite team in the west. You got to love a team with no real allstars. I think your coach will have this crew playing great and Houston will be in the playoffs again.


This is a trend i guess Rockets are my second favorite team too (Suns fan)
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby StutterStep on Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:18 pm

ROCKETS 09-10:

Riley would have quit in the summer

or

Phil Jackson would have taken another sabbatical
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby czarleon09 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:58 pm

Mr. E wrote:"Houston Rockets: Who the hell are these guys?"


StutterStep wrote:ROCKETS 09-10:

Riley would have quit in the summer

or

Phil Jackson would have taken another sabbatical


Those are definitely my favorites so far. How about?

Houston: where under 6'11" happens
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Re: Rockets New Slogan

Postby StutterStep on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:08 pm

^Thanks...and yes, I like that one too.
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