Game Thread: Houston Rockets @ Utah Hackers/Jazz 6pm PT

[roxfashoballin]

Game 4 of our "questionable" schedule



vs



What is this? It's supposed to be a professional basketball game with questionable officiating.

Where? Salt Lake City, Utah

When? why, 6PM Pacific Time, thx for asking

Why? I dont know

How? with skittles the other team cant eff with


Starting Lineups - Houston Rockets

Point Guard - Aaron Brooks



Shooting Guard - Trevor Ariza



Small Forward - Shane Battier



Power Forward - Luis Scola



Center - 6 Foot and 6 Inches...CHUCK HAYES



Bench

Carl Landry
Kyle Lowry
David Andersen
Chase Budinger
Popsa Bonsa
The Cook
Hopeful Jermaine Taylor
The Unfortunate Joey Dorsey
and of corse our 2 best players...tmac and yao

Coach - Rick Adelman

Starting Lineup for the Utah Jazz/Mormons

pg/deron williams
sg - brewer
sf - ak47
pf - acne powered carlos boozer
c - okur (questionable)
Util - referee
Util - referee
Util - referee

bench - nba players
Coach - Jerry Sloan

and of corse how can i forget the women...

[Guy986]

So umm.... should i go to nudespur.com to view the image? i'm tempted.

[glydersid]

probably our toughest matchup. usually i dont mind if we lose to a tougher opponent, but its the jazz, its gotta be a win, no other option.

[obinna]

I didnt even see this thread.

[roxfashoballin]

okur might not so boozer ccould be easier to defend , tough game either way

[Mr. E]

Love how Battier managed to sneak into his own picture for the thread!

[JazzFan4Life18]

Incredibly classless game thread. Wow.

Rockets suck this year. Jazz will win easily.

[RoxFan08]

Battier's wife is pretty damned fine.

And the whole Mormon thing is really, really old. I'm amazed that people are so religiously intolerant on a basketball forum, where you are likely to find people who have or perceive themselves to have been the victims of racism.

I don't subscribe to the Mormon school of thought (religion in general isn't so much my thing) but spitting on someone else's like this (when all Jazz fans aren't even Mormon, and the players certainly aren't) seems crude and asinine.

[Mr. E]

Ha! I didn't even notice the thread title. Yeah, that's pretty low, dude.

[Mr. E]

OK, moments from tipoff...

This will be a tough one. The Jazz have traditionally been a tough matchup for our guys, but this is an entirely different team this time around. We need the Truck to continue to cause fits for the big men, and Scola has to freaking step up this game if we're going to have a chance.

I'm hoping that Aaron & Kyle can match up well with Deron Williams, but the best I'm hoping is that they contain him. I know that my opinion is not shared by anyone outside of Utah, but I believe that Deron Williams is the best PG in the game, and I'd take him over Chris Paul in a heartbeat.

Our rookies are going to get their first taste of Sloan Ball tonight. Hopefully Chase and DA hold up well.

[roxfashoballin]

well daam since when did realgm grow a heart? i changed a few thigns so there you go, i dotn really hate the jazz BUT i havent forgot about matt harpring, or the other times rockets got hacked by the jazz, but w/e

go rockets, plz dont let the jazz hack the hell out of you


ya that battier pic gave me a few laughs after i saw in a thread, didnt konw his girl would take up the pic but o well, he has a nice blonde , also didnt konw the pic would transform itself into words, so i got someone else...gretchen from prison break, , she was daaaam fine in that show, i hated the **** **** out of her too

[Aaron Brooks]

Ugh, this game is blacked out on league pass broadband.

[roxfashoballin]

Ugh, this game is blacked out on league pass broadband.

its also on nbatv

[Mr. E]

well daam since when did realgm grow a heart? i changed a few thigns so there you go, i dotn really hate the jazz BUT i havent forgot about matt harpring, or the other times rockets got hacked by the jazz, but w/e

go rockets, plz dont let the jazz hack the hell out of you


ya that battier pic gave me a few laughs after i saw in a thread, didnt konw his girl would take up the pic but o well, he has a nice blonde , also didnt konw the pic would transform itself into words, so i got someone else...gretchen from prison break, , she was daaaam fine in that show, i hated the **** **** out of her too

If you'd had called them the Utah "START THE F@#$ING SHOTCLOCK!!!!" then you'd be in the clear!

That Shane pic reminds me of the photoshop image of him making that face at Kobe. I'm thinking that photoshopping Shane into random pictures will be the new LOL Cats.

[Mr. E]

Ugh, this game is blacked out on league pass broadband.

You don't have time to watch it on TV! Get in the game!!!