GT:- Battle of Dysfunction. Memphis @ Golden State....

[Coxy]

Step right up ladies and gentlemen, the rare mix of speed, rebounding, chucking, size, youth, talent, vets, criminals, wife beaters, ball hogs, selfish human beings, stat whores, bench players with hit wizes and knuckleheads all rolled into a basketball package are rolling into town singing Elvis songs by the dozen.

The Memphis Grizzlies.................

PG - Mike (I'm scared of Allen Iverson's wrath) Conley


SG - OJ (Shutup and let me chuck Rudy!) Mayo


SF - Rudy (Pass me the ball OJ, contract year!) Gay


PF - Zach (Because you cant score if you pass!) Randolph


C - Marc (God I hate Pau for getting me traded here) Gasol


6th man - Allen (They're gonna have to trade OJ, Conley and Gay really soon so I can get my numbers) Iverson


Bench - Hasheem (Glad I fooled everyone in the draft........) Thabeet


Bench -Marco (Im ugly and rich) Jaric


VS

Your Golden State Warriors

PG - Stephen (Wish I was in New York) Curry


SG - Monta (Me and Jax is the shizzle) Ellis


SF - Kelenna (Why do they start me?) Azubukie


PF - Stephen (Im a **** terd eating, money grubbing pathetic excuse for a human being dick head **** lips stat whore azz wipe retard) Jackson


C - Andris (I miss my local Latvian whore house already) Biedrins


6th man - Corey (Imma gonna get me some numbers) Maggette


Bench - Anthony (I could shoot a bowling ball down Jax mouth from 50 feet) Morrow


Bench - Anthony (Lord, please drown Nellie) Randolph


Prediction - We lose, badly.

[Coxy]

Game girl can be Adriana's best friend Allesandra...............

[Sleepy51]

Jack is totally grabbing AR's package in that bottom picture.

[BooRadley]

Maggz already knows we're going to lose. Memphis has four 20pt scorers in Iverson, Z-Bo, Gay, and OJ. We only have 3 in Maggz, Ellis and Jax.

[gking]

Jack is totally grabbing AR's package in that bottom picture.

Seriously, get a room already. I love the Monta picture and caption.

[killacalijatt]

coxy lol at ur avatar thingy, sig watever its called

[killacalijatt]

Indiana New Jersey and Us are the only winless teams left

[warriortone]

I'll be there, regretting it for sure. Probably hoping for something like this come mid second quarter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coCo5rIX0Ww

[GswStorm3]

loss, 57 more losses needed after.

[Lone Star]

Maggz already knows we're going to lose. Memphis has four 20pt scorers in Iverson, Z-Bo, Gay, and OJ. We only have 3 in Maggz, Ellis and Jax.

Classic take... yes indeed, according to Professor Maggettee's formula, the Warriors have no chance to win... Unless these stupid youngsters learn how to get the ball to the 20 pt scorers better.

[Chris Porter's Hair]

Unlikely prediction time. Hmm... I'll go with, "Thabeet will airball a free throw." That should be plenty bold, since he might not even *get* a free throw.

[shazam_guy]

Chucking will occur. Someone will win. Warriors vs. Grizzlies -- Where HUH? Happens!

PS -- Nice one, Coxy.

[Sleepy51]

I predict a massive smallball victory tonight. My boy Maggs will get off the snide today and take several key charges against a collectively befuddled Arthur, Gasol and Thabeet. Also put me down for the over on 20 FT attempts.

I'll take the under on Morrow playing 20 minutes.

Warriors win Warriors 112-89 but get worse as a team tonight.

[MightyReds2020]

Yea nothing better than to watch a Curry-Monta-Azu/Magg-Sjax-AR lineup going up against a Conley-AI-Mayo-Gay-ZBoh lineup - You've got the drama of Sjax & AI, the faux PG plays of Monta & Mayo, the "Gotta get mine" of Maggs/Azu & Gay, the "God please save me from this mess!" of Conley & AR, and even throw in a bit of Curry sauce + whatever is in ZBoh's stomach.

Great game!

[Souvlaki]

If the Warriors win the next 6 in a row a lot of people around here are going to look pretty stupid.