Headline from ESPN in March, 2010:
Future ESPN Headline wrote:It's official: The journeyman is an All-Star. Fan-favorite Ime Udoka narrowly edged out Blazer's guard Brandon Roy in the voting to capture a reserve nod from the coaches.
After being let go by the Blazers and subsequently signed by the Kings, Udoka has averaged 29.3 points, 9.3 boards, 4 assists, a block and a steal after both Kevin Martin and Tyreke Evans suffered career-ending injuries while riding a tandem bicycle to practice in early November.
Udoka could not be reached for comment, as he is now, clearly, too much a badass.
UDOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
