Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

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Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby Bat on Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:33 am

This game is on national TV, and the Jazz have been terrible so far. Face the facts, it's time for a slumpbuster.

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For Deron, our least hideous.

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For Ronnie, she needs to bring you back on to the floor.

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For AK, this lady just kind of looks like you.

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For Boozer, well he just deserves this.

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For Memo, if this doesn't make you move your feet nothing ever will.

Alright, lets turn this season around right now. Everyone hates the slump buster, but it's a necessary evil. Get it over with and lets move on.
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby Paper Face on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:30 am

Boozer deserves all five. In one outing.
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby HolyToledo on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:48 am

Great game thread...basically a picture speaks a 1000 words and the Jazz have been pretty ugly so far.

I think it will get uglier tonight and the Jazz management wakes up and smells the coffee. I actually think the worst thing that could happen is the Jazz lose by 1 or get unlucky in a loss having management think lets not panic as we just got unlucky. I either want a Jazz victory or have the Jazz get embarrassed.
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby seejaydeja on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:59 am

Spurs have always dominated the Jazz. Jazz got arguably worst over the offseason and Spurs got better with RJ.

Spurs win by double digits, despite DWill posting 30 and 10.
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby QuantumMacgyver on Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:24 pm

Lets just hope that if the Jazz are gonna focus more on getting Boozer his 20 and 10 than winning games that he actually gets his 20 and 10. Sacrificing games to inflate a players trade value is one thing but sacrificing games while deflating a players trade value is another thing all together.

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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby UTJazzFan_Echo1 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:47 pm

This game is not impossible to win, Jazz have won the last 4 out of 5 home games against the Spurs. Don't see why we can't win this game tonight if the team is determined enough. As long as we are competitive and don't get run off the floor I will be happy.
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby seejaydeja on Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:33 pm

If we do win tonight, who would have thought out of the texas trio, it would be against the Spurs
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby DWill_daShizzle on Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:47 pm

lol @ everyone who thinks we will win this game. Im not a bandwagon fan or anything...I'm just realistic. And we haven't beat the Spurs what? Twice since Stock and Mail left? We will lose.
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby HammerDunk on Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:50 pm

LOL I love the game thread. Well, off to a 1-4 start just sounds so... meh, I don't care...
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby erudite23 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:35 pm

Actually, we have taken it to the Spurs consistently on our home floor. Its IN San An that we've struggled.
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby Ming Kong! on Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:36 pm

QuantumMacgyver wrote:Lets just hope that if the Jazz are gonna focus more on getting Boozer his 20 and 10 than winning games that he actually gets his 20 and 10. Sacrificing games to inflate a players trade value is one thing but sacrificing games while deflating a players trade value is another thing all together.

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I hope Boozer gets 30/15, then we can get Durant in return. 8-)
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby OC Jazzfan on Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:36 pm

Ooohhhheeeee, I smell an ass whoopin' tonight!
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby FJS on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:14 pm

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TEAM RECORD: 2-1
HOME: 2-0
AWAY: 0-1

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POINTS: T. Parker 16.3
REBOUNDS: T. Duncan 12.7
ASSISTS: T. Parker 5.3
STEALS: T. Duncan & G. Hill 1.33
BLOCKS: T. Duncan & T. Ratliff 1.33


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TEAM RECORD: 1-3
HOME: 1-1
AWAY: 0-2


TEAM LEADERSImage
POINTS: D. Williams 22.3
REBOUNDS: C. Boozer 9.0
ASSISTS: D. Williams 8.8
STEALS: M. Okur 1.33
BLOCKS: A. Kirilenko 2.0
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby edfmx86 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:34 pm

picking SAS in Streak, no way im losing twice tonight
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Re: Jazz vs. Spurs 11/05/09 It's time for a slump buster

Postby HammerDunk on Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:02 pm

They are going to light us up from outside between Jefferson and Bonner. We can't defend the 3 whatsoever.
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