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Kaman Beats Out Teammate Cassell As NBA’s Most Handsome Man Alive
20th March, 2006 - 4:18 am

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By Buster Gunning

The vote is in and the NBA has a new face as the most handsome man. Chris Kaman, in his third year in the League, has come from nowhere to defeat the Clippers’ summer acquisition, a Mr. Sam Cassell.

Cassell had won the award the previous 6 seasons and was poised for an unprecedented 7th title in a row, that is until the second year phenom Chris Kaman stole the award from Cassell, backed up by his greasy blond flowing looks and chiseled brow which often draws him comparison to Brad Pitt, particularly when dining on Hollywood’s trendy restaurants on the Sunset Strip.

“I am at a loss for words, to take home the NBA’s most coveted award; well I did not expect this. To be in the same category as such Adonis’s like Dikembe Mutombo, Tim Duncan, Bill Walton, AC Green and my teammate Sam Cassell, of course, it is just such an honor.”

Kaman has been slated to appear on the cover of the April edition of GQ and that is just the beginning. He is already up for some big parts as Hollywood’s next hunky leading man.

So what is next for the striking 7’0” center?

“Well, it’s Friday, I’m probably grab a sixer of Pabst and rent Good Will Hunting.”

Send your picks for the NBA’s most handsome man to: Buster.Gunning@realgm.com

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