Oakland A's (22-21) vs. Chicago Ozzies(21-19)

Post #1 » by **FNQ** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:08 pm

Ozzie's mouth has him in trouble again. How much?

More than that... but it doesnt matter, since Ozzie's team hasn't been doing much since their World Series win...

While GM Kenny Williams looks for a giant oversized zipper....

Before Ozzie uses more slurs directed at people he really shouldn't be commenting on, right Mariotti?

So let's all join former Athletic Michael Barrett, and come to Chicago and give the White Sox what they deserve...

... a reality check.

OAKLAND A's PROJECTED LINEUP

Shannon "1 for 4" Stewart, LF

"Newly Shaven"Nick Swisher, CF

Eric "What's E5?" Chavez, 3B

Dan "Shaggy"Johnson, 1B

Jack "Hired Muscle" Cust, DH

Bobby "Due for a DL Stint" Crosby, SS

Travis "Thank God for Visine" Buck, RF

Jason "The Anti-Cust" Kendall, C

Mark "Moby-like" Ellis, 2B

(Milton Bradley is day-to-day w/leg issues, will probably see some action)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX PROJECTED LINEUP :blank:

CF Darin Erstad
2B Tadahito Iguchi
DH Jim Thome
RF Jermaine Dye
1B Paul Konerko
C AJ Pierzynski
3B Joe Crede
LF Pablo Ozuna
SS Juan Uribe

PITCHING MATCHUPS

Monday, May 21st

Joe Blanton (4-1, 3.32 ERA)

vs.

Jose Contreras (3-4, 3.64 ERA)

Tuesday, May 22nd

Colby Lewis (n/a)

vs.

John Danks (2-4, 4.10 ERA)

Wednesday, May 23rd

Chad Gaudin (3-1, 2.94 ERA)

vs.

Jon Garland (3-2, 3.18 ERA)

LETS GO OAKLAND!

Triple M · Post #2 » by **Triple M** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:56 am

LOL these game threads are more enjoyable now. LOL @ the pic for kendall.

Post #3 » by **FNQ** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:21 am

Triple M wrote:LOL these game threads are more enjoyable now. LOL @ the pic for kendall.

Glad someone likes them, apparently offended a Bonds-fan in the GB by posting cheater pictures and syringes... I told ya'll when the Dubs got eliminated my threads would be better

But very glad to see someone who realizes its all in fun... too bad the A's couldnt play up to the expectations. Oh well... we get our first look at Colby Lewis tomorrow, and I couldn't be more .... indifferent :blank:

. I would much rather see Windsor or Komine...

oakfanintheeast · Post #4 » by **oakfanintheeast** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:59 am

510Reggae wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

. I would much rather see Windsor or Komine...

all three arent major league pitchers. Komine, on the year is 1-5 with a 5.86 ERA.windsor doesnt have an outpitch as well, and probably couldnt break a glass pane.

Post #5 » by **FNQ** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:59 am

Windsor at least has a couple developed pitches and can pitch extremely well when he's locating his fastball. Colby Lewis... I cant find anyone saying a positive thing about him.

Post #6 » by **FNQ** » Thu May 24, 2007 4:32 am

Well.. Colby Lewis got destroyed, hopefully that will conclude his career with the Oakland Athletics.

Series loss... but on the positive side, Chad Gaudin, my god, did he flip a light switch or what? I also have to admit... despite how much I dislike him, Bobby Crosby is hitting his way back onto my good side. He's hitting .300 in May... if he keeps this up, I just might not burn an effigy of him this year.