C. Coward jumps off Mavs bandwagon after one game

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C. Coward jumps off Mavs bandwagon after one game 

Post#1 » by Ray Donovan » Sat May 11, 2024 8:42 am

NBA expert(in his Mind) has already jumped off Luka(whoz dedefinitly injiured)in series w/OKCafer game one thrashing. If Luka can play @,70/80% healthy I 'll take the Mavs in 7.Quic jump after one game
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Post#2 » by Mr Puddles » Sat May 11, 2024 8:50 am

Here's a fun fact about hippos.

Did you know that the word hippopotamus comes from the Greek words for "river" and "horse".

Interestingly in the Chinese language, the word for hippo 河马 also means river (河) horse(马) where as the Dutch word for hippo (nijlpaard) roughly translates to "horse of the Nile river".

Eventhough they look cuddly due to their fluffy physique, it is adviced not to try to swim with or attempt to hug this majestic animal.
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Post#3 » by druggas » Sat May 11, 2024 10:57 am

Mr Puddles wrote:Here's a fun fact about hippos.

Did you know that the word hippopotamus comes from the Greek words for "river" and "horse".

Interestingly in the Chinese language, the word for hippo 河马 also means river (河) horse(马) where as the Dutch word for hippo (nijlpaard) roughly translates to "horse of the Nile river".

Eventhough they look cuddly due to their fluffy physique, it is adviced not to try to swim with or attempt to hug this majestic animal.

Hippos kill more people that any other predators combined.
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Post#4 » by ThunderBolt » Sat May 11, 2024 11:12 am

Hippos live in sub-Saharan Africa, where the sun’s UV rays are incredibly strong. Hippos have adapted an ability to produce a red, oily liquid which acts as a natural sunblock.
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Post#5 » by PapaBear53 » Sat May 11, 2024 11:14 am

Ray Donovan wrote:Quick jump after one game

It's almost like he's a RealGM poster!
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Post#6 » by User_friendly » Sat May 11, 2024 11:16 am

druggas wrote:
Mr Puddles wrote:Here's a fun fact about hippos.

Did you know that the word hippopotamus comes from the Greek words for "river" and "horse".

Interestingly in the Chinese language, the word for hippo 河马 also means river (河) horse(马) where as the Dutch word for hippo (nijlpaard) roughly translates to "horse of the Nile river".

Eventhough they look cuddly due to their fluffy physique, it is adviced not to try to swim with or attempt to hug this majestic animal.

Hippos kill more people that any other predators combined.

Wow, I didn't know that. But then, if there was a hippo in Mavs bandwagon i wouldn't call him "Coward".
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Post#7 » by theFireBlanket » Sat May 11, 2024 11:23 am

I thought that Luka was the hippo here.
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Post#8 » by GSWFan1994 » Sat May 11, 2024 11:42 am

Here's my cool fact about hippos:

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Post#9 » by hauntedcomputer » Sat May 11, 2024 11:53 am

GSWFan1994 wrote:Here's my cool fact about hippos:



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Post#10 » by God Squad » Sat May 11, 2024 12:16 pm

Hippos can't swim, despite spending a lot of time in rivers and lakes. Hippos cannot breathe underwater or float either.

When hippos are in deep water, they can move by walking on the ground. When they need to breathe, hippos will push off the ground and rise up for air. Once they've taken a breath, hippos will sink back down into the water.

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Post#11 » by HotRocks34 » Sat May 11, 2024 2:04 pm

Ray Donovan wrote:NBA expert(in his Mind) has already jumped off Luka(whoz dedefinitly injiured)in series w/OKCafer game one thrashing. If Luka can play @,70/80% healthy I 'll take the Mavs in 7.Quic jump after one game


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Post#12 » by Godymas » Sat May 11, 2024 2:12 pm

i still don't buy the Mavs winning this series, but good on them for stealing a game. I would expect OKC to make adjustments (maybe they play a certain guy who's name rhymes with Bosh less). Also I'd expect Chet to play better because there are multiple ways to use him on offense that don't rely on him getting out muscled by the opposing size.
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Post#13 » by Harry Garris » Sat May 11, 2024 2:43 pm

druggas wrote:
Mr Puddles wrote:Here's a fun fact about hippos.

Did you know that the word hippopotamus comes from the Greek words for "river" and "horse".

Interestingly in the Chinese language, the word for hippo 河马 also means river (河) horse(马) where as the Dutch word for hippo (nijlpaard) roughly translates to "horse of the Nile river".

Eventhough they look cuddly due to their fluffy physique, it is adviced not to try to swim with or attempt to hug this majestic animal.

Hippos kill more people that any other predators combined.


Unless you count mosquitos as a predator
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Post#14 » by meekrab » Sat May 11, 2024 2:47 pm

druggas wrote:
Mr Puddles wrote:Here's a fun fact about hippos.

Did you know that the word hippopotamus comes from the Greek words for "river" and "horse".

Interestingly in the Chinese language, the word for hippo 河马 also means river (河) horse(马) where as the Dutch word for hippo (nijlpaard) roughly translates to "horse of the Nile river".

Eventhough they look cuddly due to their fluffy physique, it is adviced not to try to swim with or attempt to hug this majestic animal.

Hippos kill more people that any other predators combined.

And they aren't even carnivorous, they're just ****.
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Post#15 » by Brandon-Clyde » Sat May 11, 2024 2:56 pm

druggas wrote:
Mr Puddles wrote:Here's a fun fact about hippos.

Did you know that the word hippopotamus comes from the Greek words for "river" and "horse".

Interestingly in the Chinese language, the word for hippo 河马 also means river (河) horse(马) where as the Dutch word for hippo (nijlpaard) roughly translates to "horse of the Nile river".

Eventhough they look cuddly due to their fluffy physique, it is adviced not to try to swim with or attempt to hug this majestic animal.

Hippos kill more people that any other predators combined.

That is because people are stupid. All they see is a cute cartoon animal and get in a tiny rowboat to go out and pet it. A hippopotamus is in reality a multi ton beast that doesn't like to be annoyed and when people try and pet it reacts like a multi ton beast. Respect those wild animals or else.
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